Woman Tells Police The Crack She Just Bought Wasn't Very Good - Arrested

[matcom]

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HAWTHORNE, Fla. --A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said.

Eloise D. Reaves, 50, approached the Putnam County sheriff's deputy at a convenience store Friday, telling him that another man had sold her "bad crack" that contained wax and cocaine.

She pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy's car for inspection, the Palatka Daily News reported for Tuesday editions.

The deputy told Reaves that she would be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.

She was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/12/18/woman_tells_cop_she_bought_bad_crack?mode=PF

[underpants]

1. MURPHREESBORO!!!!!

I'll bet she is from Murphreesboro. All crack goes through Murphreesboro (at least that used to be the joke when a buddy of mine lived below some crackhead roofers from..........Murphressboro)