George W Bush monument

[BR_Parkway]

Dear Friends and Relatives: I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument to George W. Bush.

We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, decimated the well being of the majority of the population while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Donations can be mailed to my address.

Thank you,

George W. Bush Monument Committee

P.S. We have raised $1.35 so far.

[Mad_Dem_X]

1. Love it!!! n/t

[deucemagnet]

2. The Bush monument:

[SeattleGirl]

3. *SNORK*!!!

Very well done, BR!