What do you NOT want for Christmas? - Democratic Underground

ohiosmith

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Tue Dec-19-06 04:59 PM
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What do you NOT want for Christmas?

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MrCoffee

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Tue Dec-19-06 04:59 PM
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1. to get punched in the crotch.

Edited on Tue Dec-19-06 05:04 PM by MrCoffee

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:00 PM
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2. Damn and that is what I was getting you...

geez

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MrCoffee

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:01 PM
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4. i'm sure you can exchange it for an elbow to the trachea.

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:07 PM
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11. Oh sure but return line will be murder

You'll just have to accept my gift in the spirit in which it is given. :evilgrin:

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MrCoffee

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:10 PM
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13. i'm re-gifting it to ohiosmith.

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ohiosmith

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:13 PM
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14. Damn man, you ruined the surprise.

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SPKrazy

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:01 PM
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5. *Snort*

:spray:

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Generic Brad

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:28 PM
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18. You beat us all to the punch

Which is better than if you had punched us all in the crotch!

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Drum

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:00 PM
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3. Surprise visitors.

Edited on Tue Dec-19-06 05:01 PM by Drum

edit: except stalkers...they're different.

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:08 PM
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12. Phew

Thank goodness for your edit, cuz that would have ruined my holiday plans for you. :evilgrin:

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Drum

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:05 PM
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15. .

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BarenakedLady

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:50 PM
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22. Unless, of course,

you have other stalkers that I don't know about...

which I'm sure you do...

:loveya:

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reyd reid reed

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:01 PM
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6. Cookie sheets

or anything having to do with the kitchen.

x(

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yewberry

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:01 PM
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7. Ranch dressing.

Also tuberculosis.

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kmla

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:03 PM
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8. A case of prickly heat.

Or underwear woven from the branches of poison oak.

Either one.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:04 PM
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9. The clap.

That's what I don't want for Xmas.

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San Diego

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Tue Dec-19-06 05:05 PM
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10. Anything.

I don't want anything for Christmas. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

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SammyWinstonJack

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:11 PM
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17. Nor do I. Well not anything material that is.

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ghostsofgiants

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:11 PM
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16. For my computer to still be dead.

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Left Is Write

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:29 PM
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19. Kitchen appliances.

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Bullwinkle925

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:43 PM
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20. An invitation to the White House for dinner ....

like there's a snowball's chance in hell that would ever happen!!

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HCE SuiGeneris

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:48 PM
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21. Anything

Edited on Tue Dec-19-06 10:49 PM by BushDespiser12

Yanni :puke:

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tinfoil tiaras

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Tue Dec-19-06 10:59 PM
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23. feces

now that would stink...aren't i clever? :rofl:

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