When a person stares at you, how can you tell if

[Deja Q]

they're either

* looking at you ask if they know you from somewhere
* looking at you as if they have the hots for you
* looking at you as if they want to beat the living tar out of you

Needless to say, I am confused. :(

Please help.

[MrCoffee]

1. just ask...like this

"what are you looking at, jackass?"


that's the polite way of dealing with it.

[LSK]

3. which is a sure way to make #3 happen

:rofl:

[Drum]

5. lol

[buddhamama]

6. lol

if you said that to me i'd laugh,
then i'd hit on you,
funny is sexy. :D :hi:

[MrCoffee]

8. hey baby, what's your sign?

[Flaxbee]

30. or, do a Taxi Driver: "you lookin' at me??... you LOOKIN' at

me?!? .. you lookin' at ME?!?"

That's what I do ;-)

[Drum]

2. Depends, I think,

on whether you are holding ranch dressing at the time, a $100 bill, etc....

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

4. Stare Back And Smile!

if they smile back, chances are they don't want to beat the tar out of you
they may avert your gaze, or maybe they will come and talk to you.

Or you could go and say, "do I know you from somewhere"

or "hey baby what's your sign" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

35. Well, I'm a Taurus and was meant to be a Leo...

Full of bull and a real lion about it! :spray:

[Writer]

7. Easy...

I just flash my tits at them. If they seem bewildered, it's #1. If they smile widely, it's #2. If I see them play with the gun in their pocket, it's #3.

[SPKrazy]

9. OMG You Are Too Funny Writer

"I just flash my tits at them"

did you really just say that?


:rofl:

[Writer]

11. Yyyup.

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

10. *staring intently*

[Writer]

12. Would someone please check Mr. Coffee's pants...

to see if he has a gun?

[BarenakedLady]

13. I will! I will!

I volunteer!

:blush:

[MrCoffee]

15. you just wanna punch me in the crotch

[BarenakedLady]

16. Errr, right.......

That's exactly what I was thinking....yup.... nothing else whatsoever....nope....not me. O8)


But I am taking a random poll: boxers or briefs. Purely scientific study, which will in no way be used in future fantasizes....*ahem*


:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

18. Random Poll?

hmmmmm


;-)

[BarenakedLady]

20. And you didn't answer (nt)

[SPKrazy]

23. I'll Just Wait For You To Check!

okay

boxer/briefs- not as confining as briefs, not as loose fitting as boxers

the best of both worlds

;-)

[BarenakedLady]

24. those are my favorites....

shhhhhh don't tell anyone. ;)

[SPKrazy]

28. It'll Be Our Secret ;-)

;-)

[SPKrazy]

17. That's Right

that is what she's thinking I bet!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

14. yes, someone, please check my pants

anyone? anyone?

























hello?

[BarenakedLady]

19. Hey I volunteered

You totally dissed me. :cry:

[MrCoffee]

22. i'm sorry...

here...you can give me my present early.

[BarenakedLady]

25. Which one?

The punching you in the groin, or checking your pants for firearms? :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

27. multi-task!

[BarenakedLady]

29. I am a woman

I am able to do that.

I was going to be totally crude, but decided against it because I suddenly have three children crawling all over me. You are lucky!


....this time...:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

34. Or if he's happy to see me...

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

31. Hmmm. I'm not quite in the same position as that...

But I'll see what I can do next time... :rofl:

[Beetwasher]

21. You Forgot Some Possibilities

They're looking at you because:

4. You forgot to put on your pants this morning
5. You're dangling (subset of 4)
6. You're not dangling (also subset of 4)
7. You're dragging on the floor (yet another subset of 4)
8. You have a whole head of cabbage in your teeth
9. There's a mongoose nest in your hair

[Deja Q]

33. Well, I do wear pleated trousers for a good reason!

:spray:

[BarenakedLady]

26. I'm always staring at you Hypnotoad

because I have the hots for you. :loveya:

[Deja Q]

32. !

:blush:

:)

[graywarrior]

36. I say the same thing to everyone

"No, I'm not her."

[rug]

37. Lick your lips and see what happens.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

38. 4th possibility