Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

[GoneOffShore]

You choose and tell me why.

[SPKrazy]

1. All Of The Above!

because I can't decide on any of them

it is a cigar and nothing else

it can be a symbol of status

it can make you look like an ass

it can be symbolic of something else

why?

it just is?

:evilgrin:

[Fuzz]

2. Some cigars are delish

and some are icky. :)

[Blue-Jay]

3. And sometime it STINKS!

AND WE DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR STINKY CIGAR, AND WE WANT YOU TO STAND OUT IN THE STREET AND GET HIT BY A FUCKING BUS BECAUSE YOU STINK AND WE'RE COOL AND YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN A TEN MILE RADIUS AND I'M GONNA CHARGE YOU WITH ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLE FOR DARING TO LIGHT UP A STINKY STINKY CIGAR IN THE SAME AREA CODE AS ME AND MY GOLDFISH!!!

Oh.... were you talking about Freudian psychology?

uhhh. never mind.

[GoneOffShore]

4. Damn!

Sorry I left that option off.

Now, just back away from the cigar and no one gets hurt, OK?

[Blue-Jay]

5. Sorry.

I was in GD too much today. That shit kind of wears off on you after a while.

[GoneOffShore]

6. I understand

I was going to put up a circumsized, vegatarian, furcoat owning, wine drinking, mountain climbing, gun owning, anti condom, ex SUV driver who likes cloned sheep thread but figured that the cigar was safer.

[eauclaireliberal]

7. "Sigmund Freud once said that 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.."

"...oh yeah? Well sometimes its a big brown dick! With a white, business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it.

But hey, the news isn't all bad...know why? Cancer of the mouth. Good! fuck 'em! It's an attractive disease. Goes really well with a cell phone...so light up, suspender man, and blow it out your ass!"

-George Carlin