Dispatches from the Loony Bin:

[Lautremont]

I admit that I have, now and again, gone over the mountain in search of crazy right-wingers to laugh at. And I found a doozy. I'll provide some quotes so that no one need sully their souls as I have done.

(from a thread bemoaning the so-called gay sympathies of Mitt Romney)
"I Don't think its because Uncle Miltie is gay that he is Not trustworthy, but That he hid it For so long - the Dresses should have been a Tip-Off, but thats our Problem!!!"

(from a gloaty thread about Harold Ford Jr.'s uncle John)
"I have Often Enjoyed his films. From such Early classics as Steamboat 'Round the Bend and The Whole Towns Talking to his masterworks such as The Quiet man, Sex Hygene and She Wore A Yellow Ribbon."

(from a thread about how Dutch women's breasts are increasing in size)
"This has something to do probably with The Haug."

(from a thread about the shrub issuing Christmas, Hanukkah and (horrors!) Kwanzaa greetings)
"I do Not believe that President Bush Believes in Kaunzza or the other Holiday. He is a Christian First and Above All."

(from a thread about Pickles' skin cancer)
"I hope She Puts it in a Jar and Shakes it in the reporters Faces!!! That Will maybe teach them some Manners. It Will be gross but It has to be Done. Shake it at them, Mrs. Bush - Shake it in the Jar!!!"

edited to add one more, and a link:

(from a thread proposing a breakaway right-wing loon party)
You might Try!!!

"What would this Party be.

- No gun controls - concealed/not concealed doesnt matter. Amesty for anyone thats had Trouble.
- Defense killings excused - There and Then!!!
- No Taxes!!!
- Borders - Tighter than a Squirrel's A**SS*H**0**LE*!!
- Canada - no Extradition treaty.
- Anti-American/President Speech or Writings - to Gitmo!!!
- State Borders Redacted.
- Islams Deported/Jailed/Killed - that will stop them.
- Support for Business/Troops!!!
- Envirowaky Rules Stopped!
- Patriotrism taken into Account for Legal troubles.
- No land tax on Golf Courses.

I will sign onto such a Party - it Has my Vote!!!"

Many more at this link:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=259943

[tinfoil tiaras]

1. Are these from FR or from another RW website

I don't know about? :shrug:

Anyways, they're quite funny :rofl:

[Lautremont]

2. FR - sorry, should have mentioned that.

The one I just added might be the funniest/disturbingest of all.

[tinfoil tiaras]

3. that last one is fn scary

and...btw. They're not "Islams". People of the Islamic faith are MUSLIMS. Sheesh....:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

4. "Shake it in the jar!"

:rofl:

[InternalDialogue]

6. That's the one that caught my eye too!

Shake it, Laura! Shake it in the jar!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Freepers are allowed to talk about breasts?

Hell, Freepers are allowed to think about breasts?

:shrug:

[skygazer]

7. I don't want to know how they know how tight a squirrel's asshole is

I really don't. :scared: