This is Soooooo NOT a SEX thread!

[Whoa_Nelly]

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
Ken."

[originalpckelly]

1. ROFL!

That's bad!

:spank:

and funny
:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

2. IBTL!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. IBTL!

That is making me hurt Nelly

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[youthere]

4. That is outrageous and offensive...

and hilarious. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

5. Hehehehehhe

[edbermac]

6. I don't get it, Ken and GI Joe got NOTHING between their legs.

So how does she come with GI Joe? :evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Appernatly, you never played the "Make ken Get Naked" Barbie game as a child....

Imagination is the ONLY rule!


:rofl:

[edbermac]

15. Uh no, tell me about it.

But be gentle...

;-)

[SPKrazy]

19. We Took My Sister's Barbie

and got Ken naked

wooo hooo!

:evilgrin:

let the fun begin!

but she was faking it? (edit added)

[deepthought42]

7. O.M.G.

:wow:

And to think, all those years I played with Barbie dolls, I had NO idea! :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

8. Great one! IBTL!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. Ken comes with GI Joe

They're Republicans

[Chorophyll]

12. Ha!!!!

Excellent alternative punchline! :D

[SPKrazy]

20. ROFL!

:rofl: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

10. LMFAO

[some guy]

11. LOL

:rofl:

[Chorophyll]

13. As they say...

...LOL!

[wildhorses]

16. you lied--

and i'm glad:hi:

[usaftmo]

17. That is so wrong on so many different levels...

that's why I like it! :woohoo:

[bigwillq]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

21. !

:rofl:

IBTL! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Locking

In spite of your disclaimer, this really is a sex thread.


Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator