What do you leave for Santa?

[Rambis]

We used to leave milk and cookies but Santa has had a rough year so this year he is on the pints! Second pint for santa!

[Broken_Hero]

1. yumm....you must really like Santa to leave that out

for him...:D When I was a little whipper snapper, we usually left out cookies/fudge, and a diet 7-up...which our mother told us, Santa loves diet 7-up...and we didn't correlate that love for diet 7-up, to my father, who also loved the stuff.

[MrCoffee]

2. i'll be dropping down your chimney asap

[Little Wing]

3. I don't leave him an 8 month old beer

He appreciates that. Every house he enters without an 8 month old beer makes him smile.

[Rambis]

4. Point taken a fresh one is in order (nm)

x

[mikeytherat]

5. Rumballs (that's when I started to suspect the truth about Santa)

Mom had just made a big batch of rumballs, and dad mentioned that's what Santa would like this year, a whole bunch of rumballs.

Santa's workmanship (toy assembly) was a bit shoddy that year...

mikey_the_rat

[Left Is Write]

9. For some reason, the image this conjured up made me smile.

[cwydro]

6. When I was a kid it was milk and cookies

and then one year my dad said that it was a long rough trip Santa had to make, so we should start leaving him some whisky. I'm thinkin' that was when I first started to get just a liiiitle suspicious...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. Cookies and a Manhattan

I pictures of my children through the years pouring the whiskey and vermouth.

[Left Is Write]

8. Cookies and eggnog.

[Dukkha]

10. his cut

so he won't return and break legs

[mike_c]

11. ranch dressing....

eom

[Rambis]

12. spinach onions and lettuce too I suppose?

run santa run!

[edbermac]

13. My bills.

[leftofthedial]

14. irish whiskey

and cookies

[skygazer]

15. Bear traps

I don't like anyone coming in my house when I'm sleeping. :grr:

[tigereye]

16. I know!!

we usually leave cookies and milk, too, but I always have a few X-mas microbrews squirreled away.

[sfdiva]

17. Dark Chocolate Peppermint Altoids ... Their yummy! n/t