What's the best way to hunt snowbunnies?

KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 05:55 PM
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What's the best way to hunt snowbunnies?

Pop quiz hotshots....

Imagine your trapped in a blizzard...in a hotel...and you're single...

What would you do?

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MrCoffee

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Wed Dec-20-06 05:57 PM
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1. open a bar in your room

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:00 PM
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2. Great idea!

Unfortunately my laptop has weak-assed speakers - not exactly a party-starter.

I had some kick-ass portable JBL speakers but they got jacked by United Airlines' "finest". :-(

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MrCoffee

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:01 PM
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3. there's always the hoppin' beats of the Weather Channel

sure to tear the roof off the mutha'

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:06 PM
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4. Frackin blizzard took out the satellite dish for hotel... PBS better start jammin

:wtf:

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ohiosmith

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:06 PM
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5. Jump off the balcony and break a leg. When you get back from the

emergency room position yourself in the lobby by the fireplace with a hot buttered rum in your hand and a black lab on the floor next to your cast.

You'll have to beat them off with a crutch.

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:08 PM
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7. I'm on the 10th floor...think I'd break myself...thus ending my bunny hunter career

....before it even gets started.

On the adgenda: 1) Annex best place by the fireplace
2) Find out what a Hot buttered rum is and get one

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tigereye

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:12 PM
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11. sounds like a plan!

Edited on Wed Dec-20-06 06:12 PM by tigereye

I wish I were near a fireplace!

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NMDemDist2

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:06 PM
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6. does this hotel have a bar? cuz that's where the snowbunnies will likely

be sighted

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:11 PM
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9. Good thinking....

Gonna rustle up a wingman (if he can make here through the blizzard) if I can.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:09 PM
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8. Buy a nice sized chunk of blow and advertise on craigslist.

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:12 PM
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10. Hey! I'm hunting snow bunnies...not supermodels

Although supermodels are welcome to kick it!

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:12 PM
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12. Ski/snow bunnies is a term for chicks that go after guys with coke. nt

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:16 PM
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15. They can have those bunnies... I like mine normally aspirated

Thanks for the clarify!

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leftofthedial

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:16 PM
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13. wear a smoking jacket

puff a pipe

and descend a curving staircase into a snowstorm

snow bunnies will flock to you

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:18 PM
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16. How 'bout a White bathrobe and Puma sneakers coming off an elevator?

Gotta use what I got!

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leftofthedial

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:16 PM
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14. damned dupes!

Edited on Wed Dec-20-06 06:42 PM by leftofthedial

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edbermac

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:19 PM
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17. Snowbunnies? Oh sorry, you meant rabbits.

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KeepItReal

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Wed Dec-20-06 06:21 PM
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18. Nah...I see rabbits here all the time. That's easy prey. I'm hunting Big Game

;)

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