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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 08:46 PM
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My crush and I just came up with a toy that would piss off
Edited on Wed Dec-20-06 08:48 PM by MiniMandaRuth
every single fundie in the universe... Actually, probably some people that aren't fundies, too. We were on the phone tonight and we got on the subject somehow...



What is it...? This new spiffy toy?



















An action figure Jesus with an ejaculation feature.







:hide:












We're going to hell together.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 08:50 PM
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1. That and a Virgin Mary that Gives Birth....
Edited on Wed Dec-20-06 08:51 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Or a Mary Magdalen whore doll, complete with johns(with tiny coin purses), and anatomically correct if you know what I mean...OOHHH...
and magnetic genitalia!!
Don't you love the brain of my husband?

Duckie
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 08:54 PM
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2. How about a Mary Magdalene who has an orgasm
and a Virgin Mary who says, "I'll have what she's having."

:evilgrin:
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 08:54 PM
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3. Yeah...
I have no idea on how we got on that subject. OH. And now he says that we should make Jesus brown. Oy. We're digging ourselves deeper into the fundie hole.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 08:55 PM
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4. Jesus WAS brown...
Fundies are so screwn.
Duckie
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lavenderdiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-20-06 09:23 PM
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5. Locking
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