Post what you're not getting for Christmas

[taterguy]

No matter how many times I ask Santa to bring me a World War II fighter he never comes through for me

[LynneSin]

1. This is the only thing I ask for each year and damnit, Santa ain't giving it to me

[taterguy]

2. This could be the year

And I'm guessing you'd like that delivered by Robert Plant

[WolverineDG]

6. Oh take a number & get in line

bettyellen got him this year. :cry: I've been told that next year it's my turn! :bounce: :bounce:

dg

[LynneSin]

7. Oh come on, I'm a nicer girl than you two

I thought you both were on the naughty list again this year :D

:hide:

[WolverineDG]

14. be obviously wasn't

and she told me George was looking forward to being my stocking stuffer next year. :evilgrin:

dg

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

31. That's because Santa promised him to me.

Neener, neener, neener. ;)

[miss_american_pie]

3. ...

[AspenRose]

32. He's grown out of that geeky "Can't Buy Me Love" phase nicely,

hasn't he? :D

Good luck with that gift!

[InvisibleTouch]

4. Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting...

...a pony AGAIN this year! :(

[femmocrat]

24. LOL! You beat me to it!

I've been asking for a pony every year since I was 9 years old.

[Little Wing]

5. A bonus check from the company

Well, that's the last time I work till 7pm for most of the week :eyes:

[lizziegrace]

8. Viggo

and medical insurance. :(

[buddhamama]

9. i'm probably not going to get Viggo either

Sorry about the lack of health insurance. we'll keep fighting that battle until every citizen is covered. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[lizziegrace]

11. Thanks

:hug:

At this point (I NEVER thought I'd say this) I'd take health care of Viggo.

[LeftyMom]

10. laid

x(

[edbermac]

12. I got my Christmas present on November 7th.

[BarenakedLady]

15. Me either. nt

[Deja Q]

18. You beat me to it!

No pun intended! :spray:

[cobalt1999]

13. every year I look out the window to our dock and say...

HEY! Where's my 32 foot Tiara motor yacht I asked Santa for! That fat old man forgot to bring it again!



My kids always reply, "Well, maybe if you didn't always call him a fat old man, you'd get your boat!" Sort of a bizarre family tradition we've got going.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. Restitution for my insane bid to find

job security within corporate TI.

[MichiganVote]

17. World Peace? Ya' I know, I'm a suck up.....

[Guava Jelly]

19. Cathy Zeta Jones

:mad:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

20. OK -- now

I'm upset :grr:

[Guava Jelly]

21. She's mine I tellya!!

I'm 40 and almost old enough to date her!!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. Ha!!!

Forty five and almost alive here... neener neener :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

27. I HATE YOU!!!!!

stealing my woman!!

I guess I'll just have to settle for Rachel Mcadams.

[ThatsMyBarack]

22. Tic Tac Dough and Joker's Wild

Unedited, with logos out and fee plugs in!

[Redstone]

25. Better.

Redstone

[ikojo]

26. Pretty sure I'm not getting this.....

A 500cc scooter called the X9

[Ellen Forradalom]

28. Christmas

We're Jews.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

29. A trip to Hawaii...

Or to the Bahamas:




:cry: :cry: :cry:

[AspenRose]

33. I like the way you think

My idea of a perfect Christmas locale is somewhere TROPICAL. Screw snow!

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

35. Exactly!!!

I'd rather be warm and comfortable than cold and miserable.

[AspenRose]

30. Five golden rings

Nah, don't need five....but....
Not getting a lab diamond (as opposed to mined diamond) three stone ring. *pout*

[RetroLounge]

34. And the tracks to drive it on too

RL