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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:25 PM
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Is it bad that I yelled at the Notre Dame bell ringer?
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:26 PM
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1. Well, ya' made him cry. n/t
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:27 PM
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2. for shame
(in French translation!)
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:47 PM
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3. All he wanted was a little sanctuary.
*sniff* :rofl:
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:49 PM
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4. All Quasimodo wants is to belong, man!
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 02:51 PM
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5. Sure, laugh at people with deformities
Does spinal bifida make you laught too? How about a nice clubfoot or cleft pallete?


















:sarcasm:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:06 PM
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6. Oh, *that* Notre Dame!
I thought you meant the one whose overrated football team is about to get squashed in the Dome the night before I arrive in N.O. In that case, I would have said "Go for it!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:12 PM
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7. Henry had his heart set on being the church bell ringer
Edited on Thu Dec-21-06 03:13 PM by underpants
So he went to the church to apply for the job. Unfortunately he didn't have any arms.

The Bishop says to him, "How will you ring the bell?"

Henry says, "Let me show you"

Together they climb to the top of the belltower. Henry stands in one corner and runs full throttle and SLAMS into the bell headfirst. The Bell sways a little, Henry backs up and runs slam into it again, it sways more, one last time Henry backs up and runs as hard as he can until the bell swings....in RINGS

DING
DONG

it sways back and forth.

"Very good" says the Bishop "You have the job"

Henry is very happy. So happy that he doesn't see the bell swing towards him. It hits him and he flies out of the bell tower legs flailing.

He hits the ground and dies.

As a crowd gathers round one woman says, "Who is he?"

Another woman says, "I don't know but his face rings a bell"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:24 PM
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9. :
:rofl:
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 03:15 PM
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8. That depends
Did he say "Merry Christmas" to you?
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