BO'R: Most women who like artificial trees have artificial breasts.

[edbermac]

While discussing the results of a recent Rasmussen poll on Christmas on the December 19 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Bill O'Reilly stated that "most women who like artificial trees ... have artificial breasts." O'Reilly sourced "a study done" at "UCLA in L.A." in making his claim.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200612210009

Bill, you ought to be on SNL...

:rofl:

[Richardo]

1. ...as opposed to the UCLA in Berkeley

What an idiot. :eyes:

[Clark2008]

2. Well... real breasts, real tree here!

:rofl:

WTF?

[bluerum]

3. And since FOX likes artificial news, they have artificial newscasters. nt

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. yeah or the UCLA in NYC

Barruch College... University on the Corner of Lexington Avenue

[xmas74]

5. Strange how I can't find anything about

any studies of that nature. I'd love to see his claim backed up.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. What about artificial "wood"? n/t

[blondeatlast]

20. Why, it wouldn't surprise me a bit that Bill O' has artificial wood.

In fact, the idea somehow makes the concept of Bill O' make much more sense.

[Der Blaue Engel]

7. What if you have a foil tree?

:scared:

[datadiva]

10. Bionic Breasts? n/t

[unpossibles]

8. I tend to like the smaller real trees...

I mean breasts.

[KitchenWitch]

9. Does he have real statistics to quantify that?

or are his stats also artificial?

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

11. OMG MY MOTHER HAD A BOOB JOB????!!!!

Perhaps some women just prefer the fact that an artifical tree doesn't require that you clean up after the fallen needles

[matcom]

12. I can assure you Mrs Matcom's boobs are real

however our tree is artificial.

:think:

Bill may have just inspired me to buy her a new sex toy though :D

[LeftyMom]

18. a falafel?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

13. My 7' tree may be fake, but my breasts (and other things) are real!

:rofl:

[ironflange]

25. Nothing wrong with your pecs?

Or your pec. . . (never mind)

[S n o w b a l l]

14. What if you have no tree?

[Quantess]

29. That's what I'm wondering....

According to the font of wisdom, I should be either cup size AA, or a double mastectomy.
Turns out I'm a 34C.

[Redstone]

15. What a fuckiing maroon.

Redstone

[KamaAina]

16. I'll bet O'Really? likes artificial loofas.

Boo-ya! :P

edit: Someone please please please tell KO about this! :rofl:

[jane_pippin]

17. Ok first of all, you're a dick, Bill. Second, perhaps they're simply

sensible and thrifty and don't feel like spending money on, and dragging home, and watering and throwing out a real tree every year now that the kids are out of the house. Third, in what bizarro universe does one even have anything to do with the other? May I suppose, based on your logic, that men who like them have artificial balls? Just what are you trying to tell us, Bill? Is this your way of saying, "Good citizens, my balls are real. I am a man, and I do not have fake balls. You must believe me. I am loud, and I like real trees! I like real trees and I have mighty, American balls! I'm still relevant!!"
Because that's what it sounds like to me.

Stupid Bill. You make no sense, and you're stupid. And, as previously stated, a dick.

[Bum Whisperer]

21. So how do you really feel?

And where can I get fitted with some fake balls?:freak:

[jane_pippin]

26. .

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

plus



equals

Mission accomplished. :thumbsup:

[Quantess]

30. There's a "vanity" neutering operation for male dogs.

The dog's testicles are removed and are replaced with implants. It's called the "proud cut". No joke.

[RetroLounge]

19. Uhm, I have a silver aluminum tree

Are my breasts made of metal?

:rofl:

Whattadick

RL

[azmouse]

22. Is this part of the War on Real Boobs?

I have an artifial tree but I can assure you my boobs are very real. :evilgrin:

[ironflange]

23. We've always had a fake tree

But Mrs. Ironflange is 100% real!

































(and 100% luscious)

[BarenakedLady]

24. My tree is fake

Unfortunately the boobs are all mine. x(

[SPKrazy]

31. Is That So Bad?

Ms. Body Parts lady

I seem to recall a profile pic that didn't look too bad to me.

But then, I am not a fan of fake boobs!

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

27. Shorter Bill O'Reilly:

I like big tits and I must talk about them. What are you wearing right now?

[badgerpup]

28. So Bill, what about MEN who like artificial trees?

Does that mean they have artificial...


...personalities? :freak:

Do you suppose that Billo has an artificial HOLIDAY tree? (nudge nudge wink wink)
:rofl: