Celebrities who flash their boobs - a rant

[Deja Q]

Janet Jackson, Ms Nevada, Tara Reid, the list goes on...

How come more men don't flash themselves and have "clothing malfunctions" and the like? :wow:



:yoiks:

[matcom]

1. cock-ring sales are off this year?

:shrug:

i for one blame outsourcing

[MrCoffee]

2. .

:scared:


where the FUCK did you find numbers for cock-ring sales?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[matcom]

4. as a "newsman", it's my job to keep up with the Joneses

occupational hazard

[MrCoffee]

7. there's dedication to the cause, and then there's

something beyond dedication to the cause involving annual sales figures for cock rings.

that's what you are.

[matcom]

10. oh sure

if I dissapoint Rev. Moon i'll get fired. And then where will YOU be? x(

[MrCoffee]

13. that liberal rag?

as if i'd waste time with that east-coast elitest trash.

[matcom]

16. hey punk

we single-handedly killed the baby Santa!

don't knock our 'Investigative Reporting' :eyes:

[joneschick]

19. ummmmm. The Joneses MAY not have so much

to do with cock ring sales.
signed,
Joneschick










:hi:

[hfojvt]

3. here ya go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni

edit: because that red X was not very revealing

[MrCoffee]

5. ahh! a red X! noooooooooooo!

my morels!

[matcom]

6. do NOT cast asparagus on a faulty pic!

x(

[MrCoffee]

9. that would bee an unseemly jester, wouldn't it?

[matcom]

12. HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[MrCoffee]

15. that's a series allegation you've made against me

my honor is threatened. and my sexuality, but that has more to do with the guy in the red hat. hubba hubba.

[hfojvt]

11. mmmm asparagus

you know where I can score some?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

8. stopppp

y'all are killin me :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. cos boobs are not genitals...plenty of male rockstars are bare chested

[hfojvt]

17. thank goodness the OP did not mention

Britney. :scared:

[AlwaysQuestion]

18. C'mon be serious, Hypno

Sounds like you may be a North American of sorts. Ya gotta get away from such puritanical nonsense. These are all non-events. Hell, sometimes when you listen to these gals, you realize that the boobs are all there is up for offer. So, if you're female, admire the beauty of another member of your sex; if you're male, enjoy. Otherwise, switch channels or better yet, turn off the TV completely.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

20. They run the risk of getting arrested or

the chance of everybody laughing and pointing at their mini-me's.






:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[edbermac]

21. They probably don't want to call attention to their 'short-comings'

:rofl: