Goddamnit. It's officially global orgasm day and I'm not in the mood.

[BlueIris]

I did all the special things I usually do to get in the mood when I'm not--black cohosh supplement. Green tea. Carlos Bernard fan sites. Madonna (don't ask).

You guys! I cannot fail the global orgasm effort! I'm totally stressed right now.

[meegbear]

1. I am, but I don't have anyone to do it with ...

WHHHAAAA!!

[BlueIris]

2. Well, I'm alone, too, but that's never stopped me before.

I'm just...profoundly not interested. And the war is still going on. This is such a simple thing. And it's Fitz's birthday (that should be helping).

[BlueIris]

3. I'm such a bad peacenik!

You guys...I feel like such a failure.

[BlueIris]

4. Still bummed.

I wanted to be part of the movement.

[youthere]

5. *blows gently in BlueIris' ear*..

does that help?

[BlueIris]

7. Thanks for trying.

My body isn't having this today. Which has left me totally bummed.

[SKKY]

6. Here's 5 words that will do it for me everytime...

Selma Hayek and Monica Bellucci. Yummy! I'm ready for Global Orgasm Day now!

[Hugin]

8. I've got you covered!

:rofl:

[BlueIris]

10. Okay...but you have to have at least three

to replace the orgasms I was going to put into the effort. When I'm in the mood, I'm...enthusiastic.

[Hugin]

12. :thumbsup:

I sincerely hope you get your wind back.

:hug:

[DixieBlue]

9. But you've got the whole day.

Maybe the urge will hit you later.

[BlueIris]

11. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.

I just...it's not there in an emotional way, if that makes any sense. Yes, I have to be in a certain emotional mindset for this, even if there is no one else around. Sigh.

[DixieBlue]

13. Take a hot bath, a little wine,

put on some good music and get down, baby! :silly:

I know what you mean about having to be in the mood for it to happen whenever. I'm the same way.

[Jimbo S]

14. Don't know about you, but I've got a headache.

[derby378]

15. I've got the perfect solution for you...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5975906

[whometense]

16. Maybe one of these will help?

:evilgrin:










And if this one doesn't work, check your pulse...

[BlueIris]

17. Hee. Thanks.

Those were good. So now I have some hope.

[rug]

18. If you can't get off for peace today, you're a Lieberman supporter.

[BlueIris]

19. Oooh, dude. That was...DAMN.

For some totally and completely inappropriate reasons, that just might work.

[rug]

20. Anything to help.

[SPKrazy]

21. Oh Shit!

Can't have that Now!


:evilgrin:

[Schema Thing]

22. I'm with ya... sick today

which usually doesn't mean a thing, but there is a certain type of cold or flu (never have figured out just which it is) with fever that ruins my uhm... abilities.

[Little Wing]

23. I'm just going to assume it doesn't count if you do it solo

and leave it at that ;(

[BlueIris]

24. HEY. It does SO COUNT.

The Global Orgasm Day organizers told me so.

[FedUpWithIt All]

29. It better count...

I know it certainly counts for me personally.

And it's as good as world peace or myself are gonna get i'm afraid. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

30. LOL

I hear ya!

;-)

[RetroLounge]

25. Well, I did my part already...

:9

Now how may I service you?

RL

[BlueIris]

26. Find a suitably stimulating poem, if you would be so kind.

The official Daily Poem Thread for today was fine, but I think there are probably one or two more in your collection that would be equally fitting.

[SeattleGirl]

27. Bummer. I hate it when that happens.

ESPECIALLY on Glogal Orgasm Day! x(

[BlueIris]

28. Yeah. This really bites.

And I have taken drastic measures to try to rectify the problem.

[stellanoir]

31. Blue Iris

maybe just chill, relax, and let spirit do as it will and as it just did to me. :)

Next. . .???

W-oh

Oh and do have fun. :)

[ForrestGump]

32. This is where bing a male can come in handy

(absolutely no semi-cryptic pun intended in the subject line!) :o

There is no "in the mood" (apologies to Glenn Miller), and something as subtle as a leaf falling from a tree can set things in motion... :D






The leaf reminds us of the fig leaf that Eve wore, and then we see Eve as some kind of oiled-up version of Angelina Jolie, and then the fig leaf comes off, and then...well...you can perhaps see where I'm going with this, with or without the saxophone soundtrack....

[BlueIris]

33. Damn you. nt

[ganeshji]

34. I did my part. Twice.

I hope you can get in the mood.
What can I say? I believe in hands on activism.

[cwydro]

35. Yeah, me either

and I used to be the horniest goat in the barn. Either I'm getting old, or I'm just out of practice. Been single for awhile. Actually, that is not a bad thing for me, but I do miss, um, certain, um, benefits.

[u4ic]

36. I don't know what advice to give, BlueIris

I usually have the opposite concern.:hi:

[Critters2]

37. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. nt