So my nice, relaxing girl's night out ended with me YELLING at my friend

[LaraMN]

to get of the car and feel my butt, so she could understand why I need to alter my gym routine, to target this *spot* that's bugging me. She could not find the *spot*, despite my instructions to "feel this," and "pinch it, right THERE!".:crazy:

Fortunately, she has a good sense of humor and has not been sucking the crazy balloons this week, unlike me.

I think I need a sedative.

:eyes:

[Kutjara]

1. And I'll just bet...

...you didn't take the time to set up video equipment and film the event, did you? I thought not.

Some people are so selfish.

[LaraMN]

2. Lol! No. But I'm sure half the neighborhood heard me shouting.

I cracked up pretty badly when I realzed how ridiculous I sounded.

[Kutjara]

4. Hmm, maybe some of your neighbors got footage.

You should ask them. ;)

[LaraMN]

6. If they have it, I don't want to know.

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

3. Sounds like you have a good friend ...

... who's also a good sport.

Count your blessings.

But, she's maybe not a personal physical trainer. :)

[LaraMN]

5. Well, she made me look at her breasts, once.

So I figure we're even.
She also knows alot about working out and she's my gym buddy, so I always ask her what I should do to achieve various results.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear Lara!

I think your friend loves you.........No matter what sort of crazy mood you're in......

Did you have fun otherwise? I hope so, sweetie......:hug:

[LaraMN]

8. Yes! We had alot of fun!

We went to a restaurant my friend and her husband own and had a delicious meal, and then we went bumming around some stores. I didn't buy anything, but I tried on some stuff, and we just wandered around and laughed and enjoyed each other's company. It was very, very nice. We always have fun together.

[hfojvt]

9. sounds kinda like

the George Michael routine from SNL.

[LaraMN]

12. I must have missed that one.

Although I think I can imagine...

[hfojvt]

35. they did it numerous times in the 1990s

the guy would turn around and shout "look at my butt! Look at it! It's featured in all my videos!"

[ForrestGump]

10. I thought only MEN had trouble

finding the *spot*


:hide:







And if she ever needs a second opinion on her breasts -- or, for that matter, you need an informed opinion on your bottom -- I'm willing to do what I can here. :D

[LaraMN]

14. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Your generosity is overwhelming.
:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

18. And my whelming

is overgenerous....if you know what I mean...


And if you do know what I mean, please explain it to me, because I have no idea what I just said...

[LaraMN]

20. I don't even know what I mean much of the time, I cannot possibly discern

what YOU mean. I'll just pretend that it means, "I have many wives, and all of them are yes."
:crazy:

[ForrestGump]

23. A succinct summatiuon, indeed

Further: "flying ferrets endanger the chocolate pudding." Pass it on.

[LaraMN]

25. Well said, and so very true.

Also, that when one casts stones at another, he is certain to be the genitals of a snowman.

[ForrestGump]

28. Ah, yes...the Genitals of A Snowman. That's one I have not heard in a long time.

The flipside of "Tears Of A Clown," by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, I believe.

They don't make 'em like that any more.

[gr8dane_daddy]

11. Ahem....I can offer a second opinion.

I'm not a doctor but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[LaraMN]

15. Well, that's just as good as anything, I guess.

:rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

17. Relatively cheap I say...

well okay, free.

Ahem.

[Redstone]

13. You KNOW that you're going to have about 500 male DUers volunteering to

take over for your friend, and do a very thorough examination, don't you?

And you'd not even have to yell at them. Just ask quietly, and only once.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

16. I'm so crazy lately, they probably don't really want to get within about 500 feet of me.

:scared:

[ForrestGump]

21. Crazy women are my specialty

Ask anyone. :D

[ForrestGump]

19. I can do the work of 500 men!

Pick me! Pick me!!





:blush:



Be cool, Forrest.


Cool.



Chill.




That's better.

[LaraMN]

22. That would result in substantial bruising, by my estimation.

:D

[ForrestGump]

26. I'm used to getting bruised

by above-referenced crazy women.







I like it when they get rough, truth be told:





:o

[LaraMN]

27. Oh, now that's just fodder for my nightmares.

:scared:

[ForrestGump]

29. You have to admit, though....

it did take your mind off your bootay, for a moment, right? :D

[LaraMN]

31. Well, yeah, I suppose it did, but that's far more disturbing territory.

If I have some kind of whacked-out masochistic dreams about Barbara Bush tonight, you're in trouble! I will now seek to cleanse my mental palate:







GAWWWD!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

There.
Much better.

[ForrestGump]

33. Oh come on...he's a poor substitute for the glory and spendor that is

me. :-)

[gr8dane_daddy]

24. You'd only need one man with me!!!!!

Plus my BS is of high quality....highest in the land.

[madrchsod]

30. warm winter weather makes Minnesotans`s go crazy

if it`s not zero they go crazy. you do`t need a sedative you need a good 30 below wind chill......

[LaraMN]

32. Noooo! Shhh!

We want to keep the thirty-degree temps and snow deficiency as long as possible. Keep it on the down-low, please!

[SPKrazy]

34. You Have Lost It!

kidding

:hug:

[leftofthedial]

36. this thread is worthless without pictures

of the spot

[ForrestGump]

37. It's somewhere right around

here:









Oh! You meant pictures of LaraMN's behind!

Well, I can't help you there...

[GirlinContempt]

38. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hi baby I'm drunk


I wish I was out with your friends insteasd