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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:39 AM
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What, exactly, do "Green Beans" have to do with anything?


:shrug:


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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:44 AM
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1. If you're making
Green Bean casserole...everything. :P






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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:55 AM
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4. A brilliant point, my queen.



I shall make a note of it and casserole properly forthwith.


How you bean GF?


:*



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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:56 AM
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5. Did you just verb 'casserole'?
:spank:

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:04 AM
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10. Why yes, yes I did. Did YOU just verb "verb"?



HAH!



:spank: :spank:








Hey, did you ever get that thing back that you sent me? Whatever it was, I still want it, you know.



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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:08 AM
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15. Why, yes — yes, I did
I dunno what that form of humor is called, but I call it Doing-what-you-did-to-subtly-point-out-the-silliness-in-what-you-did humor.





As for the other thing — nope. Never showed up. x(

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:11 AM
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16. Satire.




:cry:







Can you make another one? I think you should.



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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:20 AM
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21. Does satire include doing-what-you-did?
Or merely doing a distorted imitation of what you did, i.e. a caricature?

:shrug:




I can, yeah — but it'll just be a distorted imitation, i.e. a caricature.

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:28 AM
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23. Well...




Satire: a term applied to any work of literature or art whose objective is ridicule. It is more easily recognized than defined. From ancient times satirists have shared a common aim: to expose foolishness in all its guises—vanity, hypocrisy, pedantry, idolatry, bigotry, sentimentality—and to effect reform through such exposure. The many diverse forms their statements have taken reflect the origin of the word satire, which is derived from the Latin satura, meaning “dish of mixed fruits,” hence a medley.

Source: answers.com


So I'm gonna say "yes."





Sold! I'm a sucker for cheap imtations!


:7


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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:55 AM
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31. Who wrote that? Was it a COMEDIAN?
HUH?!? WELL, WAS IT?!?



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:46 AM
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2. They Are Good!
especially lightly cooked in olive oil!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:57 AM
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6. Indeed they are. Especially so when fresh.



Lightly sauteed in EVOO with a bit of garlic.... Mmmmmmmm.....


Do you like to cook?


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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:58 AM
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8. At Times
not bad

:yourock:
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:49 AM
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3. smoked
we put um in the smoker with a turkey once. OMG that was good eats.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:01 AM
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9. Oooohh.




For a second there I thought you were telling me that you smoked them. :)


I'll bet they are good smoked. Or grilled for that matter. Provided one places them at a right angle to the grill slats so they don't fall through.



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:30 AM
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24. That Sounds Tasty!
smoked beans

:yourock:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:33 AM
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25. Dewd... let's go smoke some beans, man.
Edited on Sat Dec-23-06 02:33 AM by Dangerously Amused



:smoke:



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:34 AM
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26. Okay Dewd!
got some papers?

I got a lighter

how do you roll these things up anyway?

:smoke:

should we make one big cigar???

:rofl:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 01:57 AM
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7. It's an acquired taste.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:05 AM
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12. Right. Like beer.



:hi:



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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:05 AM
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11. Cool Beans and their Red Rose
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:07 AM
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13. Wow!
That is a great pic!

:thumbsup: :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:08 AM
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14. Or, "Bean Orgy at Rose Monument."




:7


Hi Ptah!



:hi:


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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:12 AM
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17. ROFL!
That is





hilarious!


:rofl: :rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:16 AM
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18. What?





Heh heh.


:7



:hi:



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:17 AM
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19. It Just Cracked Me Up!
bean orgy


:rofl: :pals:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:18 AM
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20. Bean orgy in the vegetable bins.
Happy holidays, D A

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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:21 AM
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22. Happy Holidays Ptah!



:hug:



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:38 AM
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27. They Are Trying To Escape I Think!
from the looks of it anyway

they are getting away!

stop them!

:hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:45 AM
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28. Trying to escape? You think?




I dunno. Two of the beans toward the right look rather spent. But the others look pretty happy to be there...



:yoiks:



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:47 AM
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29. Maybe It Is A Bean Orgy After All
can't really tell which end is which?

I guess beans know which is all that matters, right?

:rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:54 AM
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30. I'm guessing they use the same subtle physiological gender cues that worms do.




Like if two beans go to the restroom together, they're probably girl beans. But the beans who get lost because they won't ask for directions are the boys.


Mind you it's just a hypothesis at this point.


But a damn fine one, I think.



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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-23-06 02:56 AM
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32. Hmmm, Restrooms girls, lost boys?
sounds plausible

:rofl:
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