It's time to launch the final assault in the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!

[El Fuego]

I've employed an elite corps of lighted Robo-Deer, specially trained to attack the delicate sensibilities of unsuspecting passer-bys with a full-on blast of northern European pagan traditions coupled with an aftershock chaser of mechanized made-in-Taiwan secular commercialism.

BWAH HA HA HA!!!! :evilgrin:

[tinfoil tiaras]

1. I'm currently in the final phase of a plan to trap Santa Claus

in my chimney Sunday night. This will prevent him from speading the Christmas spirit to other homes ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!! :evilgrin:


:sarcasm:

[El Fuego]

2. Excellent!

We'll hold the fat man hostage until Rudolph talks!

[tinfoil tiaras]

3. Indeed.

And if Rudolph doesn't talk...that just makes for some nice venison steak for us non-vegetarion secular liberal progressives! Mwahahaha!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[El Fuego]

4. I've asked Santa to bring me a new gas grill.

So this will work out nicely.}(