flvegan
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Sat Dec-23-06 05:34 PM
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Jingle Bells, Batman Smells |
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Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg Batmobile lost its wheel And the Joker got away - hey!
Now THAT'S a Christmas Carol! I'm feeling festive. Feats of strength, anyone?
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Rosemary2205
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Sat Dec-23-06 05:39 PM
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1. We three kings of orient are trying to light a rubber cigar |
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it was loaded and exploded blowing us all apart.
Us little hellcats used to that at the top of our lungs in the middle of church -- not even thinking about the violence.
Merry Christmas flvegan
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Gatchaman
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Sat Dec-23-06 05:45 PM
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Jingle bells shotgun shells Santa Claus is dead Daddy caught him kissing mom and shot him in the head
Yes, it's a little warped, but hey, it's Christmas!
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Blue-Jay
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Sat Dec-23-06 05:50 PM
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4. Lacy things, the wife is missin' |
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Didn't ask, her permission I'm wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy Little straps, like spaghetti It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna We can dress, like Madonna Put on some eyeshade And join the parade Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things- missin' Didn't ask- permission Wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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flvegan
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Sat Dec-23-06 07:23 PM
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6. You know, this is the ONE place I wasn't going to go. |
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I love that you did, though.
Sweet.
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Blue-Jay
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Sun Dec-24-06 12:28 AM
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Plus, that's my favorite Christmas song parody.
(those frilly underpants feel pretty good also, but you didn't hear that from me, OK?)
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Gormy Cuss
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Sat Dec-23-06 05:55 PM
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5. John Denver's country classic |
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Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry Just last year when I was only seven Now I’m almost eight as you can see You came home a quarter past eleven And fell down underneath our Christmas tree Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry Mama smiled and looked outside the window She told me son, you’d better go upstairs Then you laughed and hollered merry Christmas I turned around and saw my mama’s tears Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry Please daddy don’t get drunk this Christmas I don’t want to see my mama cry No, I don’t want to see my mama cry
Merry Dysfunctional Christmas.
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Sun Dec-24-06 12:41 AM
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8. we need a little John Prine thrown in for good measure |
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Christmas In Prison
It was christmas in prison And the food was real good We had turkey and pistols Carved out of wood And I dream of her always Even when I dont dream Her names on my tongue And her bloods in my stream.
Wait awhile eternity Old mother natures got nothing on me Come to me Run to me Come to me, now Were rolling My sweetheart Were flowing By god!
She reminds me of a chess game With someone I admire Or a picnic in the rain After a prairie fire Her heart is as big As this whole goddamn jail And shes sweeter than saccharine At a drug store sale.
The search light in the big yard Swings round with the gun And spotlights the snowflakes Like the dust in the sun Its christmas in prison Therell be music tonight Ill probably get homesick I love you. goodnight.
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Sun Dec-24-06 01:03 AM
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9. There's a new 2nd verse which involves Joker peeing on the wall. |
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My four year old daughter seems to have picked it up from her classmates, but doesn't have it all down yet, so I'm afraid I can't share.
Instead of being appalled by my little girl singing this, I'm more impressed at how the canon of childhood nonsense has evolved in the last three decades. It gives me hope.
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