Happy Boxing day! As if you know what that is, Yankee scum!

[HEyHEY]

Up yours! Up all of yours!

[Richardo]

1. Some anachronistic shadow of faded empire...

IIRC. :patriot:

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Wrong!!! It's St. Stephen's Day.

The wren, the wren, the king of all birds
St. Stephen's Day was caught in the firs
Although he was little, his honor was great
Jump up me lads and give us a treat

We followed the wren three miles or more
Three miles of more, three miles or more
Through hedges and ditches and heaps of snow
At six o'clock in the morning

Rolley, Rolley, where is your nest?
It's in the bush that I love best
It's in the bush, the holly tree
Where all the boys do follow me

As I went out to hunt and all
I met a wren upon the wall
Up with me wattle and gave him a fall
And brought him here to show you all

I have a little box under me arm
A tuppence or penny will do it no harm
For we are the boys who came your way
To bring in the wren on St. Stephen's Day

[HEyHEY]

That's all about sex?

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Damned royalist misinterpretation of a sweet childrens' song.....

:eyes:

[HEyHEY]

14. Sorry, the monarchy breeds such things

[RetroLounge]

16. You must mean *Inbreeds*

:hide:

RL

[HEyHEY]

17. "First rule of genetics... spread the Jeans apart."

Or else they'll crease funny

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. I do bloody well know what it is, you rotter!

And unless me Viking ancestors brought back captives from the Danelaw, I haven't a drop of English blood in me.

[GirlinContempt]

4. Of course you get more attention than me

;)

[HEyHEY]

5. Well, yeah, I'm a celeb around here

[GirlinContempt]

7. If that's how you wanna frame it

[GirlinContempt]

9. also

after i hung up last night I wasnt sure if you had my new number, or that kinda stuff

[HEyHEY]

13. Nope, 'son my phone

I'll ring ya at some point today.

[GirlinContempt]

15. OK just didn't want you ringing the old one

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Bite me, Canuck inebriate!

I gave the chauffeur the afternoon off, a new $10 bill and a pint of Johnnie Walker Black. :P

[HEyHEY]

8. Very sporting of you

[johnnie]

11. .

[KamaAina]

12. Of course I know what Boxing Day is, silly

it's the day we all sit around and watch reruns of Ali/Frazier II on ESPN Classic. :P

[graywarrior]

18. So...You're on a food binge, ay?

Christmas Eve pig out and booze fest, follwed by Christmas Day purge, then pig out and booze fest, followed by Boxing Day. What is it that Canadians partake on Boxing Day, besides celebrating the first martyr?

[derby378]

19. Yew muhst thank wee's all unedyewkated or sumtin'

Personally, I think it's a damn good idea for a holiday.

[SOteric]

20. You only ~think~ you know what boxing day is.

In reality, it's the day you put all of your crappy presents back in the box and schlepp them back to the store for a refund or exchange.

[edbermac]

21. Blame Canada!

I hate Canada...it's so full of...Canadians!



Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No. Blame Canada

Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault
Don't blame me

For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Well? Blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck No
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullaballu
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!