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Fri Jan-02-04 01:41 AM
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| Help with this joke...I don't get it.... |
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Edited on Fri Jan-02-04 01:48 AM by rumguy
I heard this on New Year's Eve...never had a chance to ask for clarification...
"How did the mailbox get its shape?
- A shark stuck its head in it."
What am I missing here, if anything?
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:44 AM
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| 1. You sure you wern't drunk or something? Maybe misheard it? |
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:47 AM
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| 2. I heard it twice, and both times people laughed... |
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:58 AM
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| 6. *I* laughed at that one! |
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Were the people Dadaists? Six-year-olds? Both?
Tucker
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Fri Jan-02-04 02:08 AM
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| 7. Wanna hear my dada knock knock joke? |
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Clown.
This one never fails to ignite a crowd!
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Fri Jan-02-04 03:31 AM
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| 12. How many Dadaists Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? |
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:48 AM
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| 3. No, see, the real joke is: |
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What's the difference between an orange?
A shark because vests don't have sleeves.
Lotsa people make that mistake, you just missheard it....
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:49 AM
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| 4. Now see that one I get... |
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Fri Jan-02-04 01:57 AM
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Fri Jan-02-04 02:10 AM
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Is "shark" a slang term for penis?
If so, maybe it's:
"How did the male box get its shape?
-A shark (penis) stuck its head in it."
Like I said, wild guess. Maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter!
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Fri Jan-02-04 02:35 AM
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| 9. Let's think outside the male box. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 02:40 AM
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but here's one I do get:
Q.What's green and smells like pork?
A.Kermit's finger. :silly:
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Fri Jan-02-04 02:50 AM
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| 11. its a joke that probably requires... |
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heavy drinking... which then any joke can be funny when said in the right inflection.
-LK
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:49 AM
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a mailbox is curved, like a shark's face. I dunno. At any rate, where can I get some of the drugs whoever thought up that joke was using?
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