I have realized that I have a thing, and I am a bit concerned.

[ForrestGump]

What's it doing down there?

Who put it there?

Does it bite?








If I wrap it around my waist, through the beltloops, will my pants stay up?

[ForrestGump]

1. IBTL!

Two views in the first two seconds, in the wee hours of the morning, US time. You perverts.


:D

[gr8dane_daddy]

2. Bite back!

or wrestle with it for a while.

[ForrestGump]

3. I've tried the wrestling thing

And the situation got out of hand...

[SeattleGirl]

4. I confess. It was me!

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

10. It's your thing

Do what you wanna do

:P

[SeattleGirl]

12. Why thank you! I believe I will.

:evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

5. you are so crazy.

:rofl:

if you get it wrapped around your waist, through your belt-loops, then you have to post a pic. :)

[ForrestGump]

11. Crazy is as crazy does!

And I'll PM that picture to you. :D

[idgiehkt]

16. alrighty.

;)

[Guava Jelly]

6. my thing is smart

It thinks for me when my brain gets tired :rofl:
My brain is really tired this morning :silly:

[SeattleGirl]

7. So, does your thing have a college edumacation?

Or did it learn from the school of hard knocks? :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

8. it hasnt been to school for a while

It keeps falling for its teachers :silly:
oh and IBTL
good morning seattle sexy

[SeattleGirl]

9. Good morning to you too.

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

13. It smarts?

Maybe you should...um...

No...I'm not going to say it. :D

[SeattleGirl]

14. Forrest!!!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

15. No need to

I have a feeling this thread isn't going to need much help in getting nuked
ibtl

[hfojvt]

17. if you take that thing

and put it on top of another thing
then all will be well with the world

at least in the eyes of the group that 'puts things on top of other things'

[ForrestGump]

18. I need something to put it on top of

:o


A dessert, maybe?

Without the cherries.

[idgiehkt]

19. what do you have against cherries

...or maybe I shouldn't ask that

and where's my pm?

[ForrestGump]

20. I'm not from this country

And I don't like those candied maraschino cherries in my ice cream sundaes. I once asked a girl in a crowded ice cream parlor, in San Diego, "do you want my cherry?" The place got a lot quieter. She said she wanted it.... :D

So cherries have brought me great strife, hence my hesitation around them.

And don't even ask me about erasers, and the buying thereof. HINT: where I come from, they're called 'rubbers'


As for the PM, I'm looking for a pair of pants with wide enough beltloops...




:hide:

[idgiehkt]

21. maybe you could just use this thing as suspenders?

Suspension can be fun too...

[ForrestGump]

22. That looks like suspension of disbelief

I wanna ride!

[idgiehkt]

23. for the low, low price of

$485, you can. But I think you need two people for this one...so I guess I might have to climb on...you know, just so you get your money's worth.
http://www.mysecrettoys.com/complete-sex-swing-system.htm

Lol, I'm cracking myself up tonight. I guess I'm on hussy duty tonight or something.

[ForrestGump]

24. Hussy duty!

:rofl:

What does that make me? A hussar? A his-sy?

Hmmmm...four hundred and eighty five dollars. Hmmmm. Four hundred and eighty five semolians. Hmmmmm...




This may be the best investment I'll ever make... :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

25. I do believe so

and if you check out the links, look up the Bungee one. That one looks like even more fun :evilgrin:

In fact, I've been browsing through the catalog, and it's amazing what I've learned. :)

When they said the world is full of infinite possibility, they apparently weren't lying.