Hilarious rant rewrite by a Cub fan

[never cry wolf]

Everybody's seen this: it's the German kid who flips out and tears up his keyboard while shrieking incoherently. I don't think anybody ever knew what he said.

Until now, that is: some kind-hearted scholar has "translated" the video, and it turns out our German friend is merely following the Chicago Cubs' offseason moves.

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1796

[Redneck Socialist]

1. That's fucking hysterical!

I saw that clip (without the subtitles) a while back and found it rather disturbing. Put in to context it becomes very funny.

Anyone here know enough German to say what the kid is really going on about?

[Taverner]

2. Probably "PC LOAD LETTER???? WTF DOES THAT MEAN???"

[Redneck Socialist]

3. LOL! n/t

[ceile]

4. He's trying to play a game

and his computer froze. I think...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. Here's the YouTube vid with the official translation by a German.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GwOv0xg31nk

Apparently he wants some PC game to load.

[Redneck Socialist]

9. Ack! That's even more frightening

knowing that he is flipping out over a computer game.

I prefer the Cubs version.

[idgiehkt]

5. that really is hysterical

and I don't know anything about the cubs or the cardinals.

But I wouldn't want to live with that kid. No sir.

[reyd reid reed]

6. Oh. My. God.

That is hysterical. I had to show that to Bonehead. What a riot!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thank you.

:rofl::rofl:

[never cry wolf]

8. You are quite welcome....... n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Typical Cubs fan.