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Thu Dec-28-06 04:12 PM
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| Other people's nuts are driving my computer |
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:13 PM
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| 1. A pirate walks into a bar... |
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The bartender notices that he has the steering wheel of a ship in the front of his pants and asks "doesn't that thing bother you?" The pirate nods and says "Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts!"
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:16 PM
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| 2. I think this covers it |
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Edited on Thu Dec-28-06 04:16 PM by underpants
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:21 PM
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| 3. An Irishman walks out of a bar... |
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Sorry to any of Irish desent, I heard that at the MD RennFest in a Shakespeare's Skum show...lol
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:26 PM
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(I'm of Irish descent, haha.)
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:35 PM
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| 6. Glad you like it...lol n/t |
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:31 PM
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I amoff till next thursday. Crap I hate this keyboard
Baby for sale. baby foy for sale
110 pence flus a gillette fish
How is the pit?
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Thu Dec-28-06 04:35 PM
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| 7. the copycat should not be more successful |
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than the orignial! :hurts:
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Thu Dec-28-06 05:18 PM
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| 9. When I reply with the pirate joke, yes it should. |
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Thu Dec-28-06 05:22 PM
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| 10. I got a pirate joke for ya! |
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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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Thu Dec-28-06 05:24 PM
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Thu Dec-28-06 05:02 PM
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| 8. If they're my nuts, you must be getting a blue screen. |
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