What if you had an ingrown toenail, and it grew right through your toe and poked out the other side?

[LaraMN]

Would cutting a "V" in it help, then? I think not!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I would so totally throw up.

[LaraMN]

4. I would watch you throw up, and then I would throw up.

Twice.

[SPKrazy]

2. I think you'd need surgery

not a pleasant thing either

take off your toenail

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Careful with that

Could lead to invading Poland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MbeT7_ARm8

[spacelady]

5. I think that would hurt! Don't go to a podiatrist, tho. Just have a good

general practitioner look at it. Toenail probs take a long term to solve!

[LaraMN]

6. I don't have an ingrown toenail. It's purely hypothetical.

But if I had a nail growing through my toe, then YES, I would definitely seek out a podiatrist!:D

[spacelady]

7. Well poop. I was all jazzed up about that toenail.

Better luck next time! I was going to talk stumpwater & stuff.

[deucemagnet]

8. My mom claims that happened to her years ago.

I'm prone to ingrown toenails myself, but I'll grab a pair of scissors and forceps from my college dissection kit and do a little pre-emptive surgery on myself long before it gets to that point.

[liberaltrucker]

9. Freaking OUCH!

Rush-Contin time!!

x(

[WCGreen]

10. I would hope and pray that there would be a little toe nail Jesus

involved...

Or at least a callous Mary to make it worth while on the local news scene....

[BlueStorm]

11. That sounds like a premise for a very bad

reality surgery show.

Hmmm, or maybe a good 'House' episode. He'd probably call the condition "podiatrisiosis" or some shit like that.

Blue