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Fri Dec-29-06 02:18 PM
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Okay it's 2:15 on a throwaway day at work... |
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and my co-worker keeps coming into my office with work related questions.
Discuss.
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:21 PM
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1. answer the questions, you slack-monkey |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:26 PM
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:25 PM
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2. I think you should leave, go home, and bring your wife a coffee. |
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That's what Mr. LIW is doing.
:D
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:26 PM
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:27 PM
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5. tell her she should be doing housework instead |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:30 PM
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6. Ask me about how I keep my iPod warm using only bodyheat |
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Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 02:31 PM by underpants
Go ahead ask
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:32 PM
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9. How do you keep your iPod warm using only bodyheat? |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:33 PM
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:34 PM
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12. that's ok. tell me anyway |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:36 PM
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14. Well at least I have a good excuse to keep my fly open |
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How else can I get the earpieces in?
:shrug:
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:40 PM
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:42 PM
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20. My do you think it has ears? |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:31 PM
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7. All I have to ask you is this... |
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Dom: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports. Peter: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore. Dom: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:37 PM
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No relation to Brad.
Look him up
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:31 PM
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8. Is that the stupid one? |
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Perhaps you might make up some ridiculous tedious task that could keep her occupied for the rest of the day...
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:40 PM
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17. Geezus speak of the devil |
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she was just back in here.
I like her that is why I don't want to tell her off. Plus she is doing all the work (WAY over complicating things) all I am doing is agreeing with her to do more work.
Amazing
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:33 PM
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10. does your office have a lock on the door? |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:35 PM
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13. We have to key the doors open |
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so that way the boss knows that we aren't mething out or napping or we took a dive out the window something like that they explained it orientation but I wasn't really paying attention there is a shiny snack machine in there
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:37 PM
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16. what kinda snacks was in there? did you get one? |
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I gots to know this kinda stuff!
:popcorn:
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:41 PM
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19. and now we return to US3's Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) |
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brought to you via the iPod
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:43 PM
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21. the iPod with the iStink function |
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Fri Dec-29-06 02:52 PM
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22. No one ever asks to borrow it |
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Fri Dec-29-06 03:15 PM
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23. Play along with it... |
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Those actions are building the so-called 'brownie points'. Capital which can be redeemed later during what would otherwise be an office crisis.
;)
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Fri Dec-29-06 03:16 PM
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24. No brownie points needed |
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I take what I want around here. Luckily there is rarely a need to do such a thing
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Fri Dec-29-06 03:37 PM
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25. *shaking fist at the sky* |
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Damn, you damnedable, Gods of DU!
You and your 'maintenance issues' ruined my comeback line to this post!
I had been working for weeks to subliminally maneuver underpants into making this statement... and you had TO GO DOWN!
Bastids!
I want my $2.00 donation back...
*sulk*
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Fri Dec-29-06 04:17 PM
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27. It's all about timing |
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Fri Dec-29-06 03:41 PM
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26. By the way, where the hell are the holiday baby pics? |
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Fri Dec-29-06 04:19 PM
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28. I actually posted a few |
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but the place we got them taken doesn't GIVE you the pics or a disc they email them to you so it is hard to copy them and so forth. I will see if I can find one and PM you
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Fri Dec-29-06 04:22 PM
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