I Am Chapped and Raw

[MrCoffee]

and this stuff ain't doing diddly-squat.

[underpants]

1. You are supposed to use on the outside

[MrCoffee]

2. you mean i shouldn't have eaten it?

i'd expect that from ohiosmith, but you, underpants?


:rofl:

[rug]

3. Next time use lube.

[mainegreen]

4. Well, you have to leave it alone for a while.

Otherwise your lips won't heal!
:P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Reapply every 20-30 minutes.

Oh, and I also discovered the Hand Salve. Have you? It's Heaven.
Duckie

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. Your best bet is a liquid balm.

Blistex makes a good one, but it's not "all natural", if that's what you're looking for. IIRC, Kiss My Face makes a good liquid lip balm. The liquid ones are thicker and hold moisture better, and that's better for the dryness in winter. :)

[MrCoffee]

7. i'm not wearing anything called "Kiss My Face"

how are you feeling? are you recovering from the creeping crud?

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Much better, thanks. :)

And why not Kiss My Face??? Huh??? :P It's good stuff!!! :rofl:

Stick with Blistex then.... :D

[Deja Q]

8. Next time, I recommend some KY instead of Burt's "bees"

[Left Is Write]

10. I thought you said CHOPPED!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Are you drinking plenty of water?

I hope you feel better.:hug:
Sorry about the copycat...Couldn't resist! :evilgrin: