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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:57 PM
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I am a hose... Ask me anything!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:58 PM
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1. How long are you?
:evilgrin:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:00 PM
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4. Well...
I can 'water' the 'plants' from 30ft. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:59 PM
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2. Can you please aim yourself at RetroLounge and flvegan?
:evilgrin:

I would love to see a wet boxer shorts contest!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:00 PM
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5. *gasp* But then
mine would be see-through!!!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:03 PM
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7. Yes, and your point is?
:evilgrin:



























Sometimes I am perverted enough to wish there were a female analog to the "upskirt"

:hide:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:05 PM
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8. Upskirt? Howsabout "a pic taken during a freeball"?
I just made it up. Freeball...freefall...freeballing...freefalling.

You're welcome.
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:01 PM
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6. Hoses don't take requests... But if you hum a few bars I'll try to fake it...
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:59 PM
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3. Well...
I can 'water' the 'plants' from 30ft. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 09:09 PM
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9. What's your p.s.i?
And how hard do you flow?

Blue
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