Today I saw a magnetic ribbon that said "Support Lap Dancing"

[LeftyMom]

That left me a bit confused. Don't get me wrong, I'm generally in favor of hot naked folk rubbing themselves on me, I just wonder why I needed a reminder about the importance of supporting the arts while I was on interstate 99. :shrug:

Any clue as to why that's a ribbon? Seen a crazier one?

[flvegan]

1. "hot naked folk rubbing themselves on me"

Remind me, while you're in Tampa, to buy you a few/several/thousand lapdances at one of our many gentleman's clubs.

[LeftyMom]

3. Aww honey, you shouldn't have.

:loveya:

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[LeftyMom]

7. Erm, maybe they do lap dances different down there, but I've always had my shirt on.

The no touching rule doesn't seem to apply to female patrons (which led to getting some really great skin care tips once,) but I've never been in any way undressed.

[edbermac]

2. Maybe they meant Laplanders?

:shrug:

[Hugin]

4. Support for the arts is often misunderstood...

Pure Interpretive Dance is a beautiful thing.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

6. I figured it was a spoof on the idiotic "Support our troops" magnets

[LostinVA]

8. That's my take, too

[otherlander]

10. But it doesn't rhyme.

:shrug:

[Nikia]

9. Some places want to ban lap dancing

At strip clubs by enacting a law that dancers have to be a certain distance from patrons while "dancing". In these places, lap dancing would be illegal at clubs. Is this an issue in your area?