how many people here have a big behind?

[idgiehkt]

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFrGCYuxvMw

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) <4x>

[Left Is Write]

1. I think I can honestly say I don't qualify.

Nothing spectacular here.

[LaraMN]

2. IF I didn't exercise, my butt would be falat!

:eyes:

[dropkickpa]

3. Oh, I got junk in MY trunk!

[idgiehkt]

5. me too

I am not alone!

:woohoo:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

37. I third that motion!!!

:applause:

[BarenakedLady]

4. I definately need more

junk in my trunk!

Maybe I will get up for Pilates class tomorrow after all....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. So much junk, you'd think it was a garage sale.

:D

[crim son]

70. I'm always on the lookout for a good garage sale. n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

99. Get it while it's hot!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

101. This post is useless

without pictures of said hot butt. I'm only speaking on crim son's behalf, of course. *ahem*

:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

103. I'll need the Hubble telescope for that one.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

104. Oh no...

I'm pretty sure a digital camera would do the job just fine. ;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

105. Only if you post yours first.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

106. Uhm errr ahhhh

No one wants to see that.

We were talking about you, young man! Don't change the subject. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

108. You're the one with "naked" in your name.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

110. Whose talking naked here?

I just said we....errrr I mean crim son would like to see a pictorial of your hot butt. It doesn't have to be nekkid. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

112. Sorry, my "mind" raced ahead of itself.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

114. That happens...

So I'm guessing I'm...damn I mean, crim son isn't going to get to see your butt...

Such the pity....*sigh*

:cry:

and so we weep...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

115. You REALLY wanna see it?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

117. Is this a trick question?

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

118. You tell me.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

121. You are maddening

:banghead:

and toying with me...



















go on...:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

122. Umm...

I peaked already. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

123. Damn it

That always happens to me....sheeesh...men!

Well if I could finally find some AAA batteries I'd be all set.


:rofl:

[auntAgonist]

7. I have NO butt

flat as a pancake. I'm thinking of buying panties with padding :shrug:


aA

[Manifestor_of_Light]

8. real flat here

all muscle, real flat, real white.

All my fat is around my middle and i don't have a waist to speak of.


I have to buy men's pants to get them to fit. And wear a belt.

[noshenanigans]

9. I hate that song..

but I think that's mostly because they played that at the school dances when I was 12 and I was self conscious about the size of my own posterior. :)

[idgiehkt]

11. was that in the pre JLo days?

The JLo revolution was a powerful thing.

:)

[noshenanigans]

13. 1990-93

I went to middle and high school in the mountains of North Carolina, so sadly the love of the junk in my trunk was unappreciated.

Since I moved to L.A., I became "hot".. who knew?

[idgiehkt]

15. I am from western NC

I feel that the value of my junk has definitely appreciated with time...but you are right, the east does lag behind the west, unless you are in Atlanta or New York.

I have heard commentary on mine my entire life, although I can't figure it out. When I turn around at look at it in the mirror, it just looks like butt to me. :shrug:

[S n o w b a l l]

10. I gots a big ole butt....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EYq2jr6hbx4

[idgiehkt]

12. yes, LL did it first!!!

this has to be one of the most beautiful men god ever created. :hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

19. I agree!

And the Godfather of big butt acceptance. I got a big butt and I'm proud!

:woohoo:


:hi:

[Nicole]

14. Define big

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

16. I think

it depends. I am thinking more curvy... i.e. daring to wear a pair of pants bigger than a 2. (this is really just a copy-cat thread, lol, but I'm glad people are responding :) )

[Nicole]

17. Good answer

I knew it was a copy cat so I had to be a smart ass rather than a big ass. :rofl:


I'm also curvy. I need a 1 in front of that size 2. However not curvy enough to need a 1 after the 2.

[idgiehkt]

18. I have worn a 2 before

when I had "non-purging bulima" (exercise addiction) and my arms looked like sticks and my face looked like a skeleton and you could see every rib. Never again. Anywhere from 8-12 is normal for me, and if the person I'm with has a problem with that they can hit the road.

[Nicole]

20. I wore a 2 before also

I think I was in 5th grade though. :rofl:

I feel most comfortable in a 10-12. Any smaller & I might fall over from being top heavy. Some things never get smaller, no matter how much I diet. :P

[SPKrazy]

98. Oh Boy!

Now that gets more and more interesting!

:evilgrin: :9 :hug:

I know, you knew I'd show up here sooner or later!

I'm here!

I'm here to help make sure you don't fall over from being top heavy!

[Nicole]

100. ............

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

102. ,,,,,,,,,........

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[Nicole]

107. How rude!

Given the info previously posted, you know damn well I can't :bounce: like that without dislocating my chin.. :P

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

109. Well I Could Hold Them Down For You!

:rofl: :hug: :loveya:

Or somethin' ;-)

[Nicole]

111. ..........

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

113. Hope Springs Eternal!

ROFL!

:evilgrin: B-)

[Nicole]

116. LOL

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I have no ass.

My boobs make up for it, though.

[idgiehkt]

22. you can't tell me with all that martial arts stuff

that your glutes aren't hard as rocks...

c'mon.

[Orsino]

23. You can't drive a spike with a tack hammer. n/t

[idgiehkt]

39. lol

good point.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

24. I do! I do! It's big, fun to squeeze, and like memory foam it bounces right back!

:woohoo:

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. Mine's not huge, but it's not flat either...

:P My entire family have no asses except for me. Go figure.... :shrug:

[billyskank]

63. Guys like a good bottom

Well I do, anyway. :D

[BarenakedLady]

75. Darn it...

Time to start some glute work outs...

:(

[blondeatlast]

26. Mine's actually quite lovely and I'm proud of it. Nicely curved, not big

but not at all flat.

Think JLo circa "Selena."

BTW, I LOVE that song--love it, love it,, love it!

[idgiehkt]

35. you know, you can really tell how much things have changed

by watching that show, because during the filming of that movie they actually were worried about JLo's behind and you can tell that alot of times they cut the camera angles just above her waist so her ass wouldn't show, I remember how it got out during that that one of the cameramen was quoted as saying 'how are we gonna hide her ass' or something like that. I'm so glad she and Shakira and Beyonce (who really has a nicer butt than JLo I think) changed things.

[BreweryYardRat]

27. That's the only rap song that I can stand.

And yeah, I've got a big ass...at 250, it's kind of hard not to.

[blondeatlast]

28. My older sis is about 220 and she has a beautiful butt!

shje still has no idea how many guys admire her ass.

[BreweryYardRat]

36. Well yeah, but I'm a guy.

Hairy and squishy generally isn't considered admirable by either sex.

[idgiehkt]

38. the only person's opinion that matters

is the one that gets to use them as handles, in which case I'm sure they are very admirable...those features might give one a better grip than tiny and slippery. :)

[blondeatlast]

125. There ya go! Well--and your own opinion; of which my own about myself is

obviously quite positive!

[terrya]

29. Mine isn't big or small.

I can sure understand where Sir Mix-a-Lot is coming from, though. A big, nice bubble butt is very attractive. :-)

[Nikia]

30. I have never had a big butt

When I was in high school, I was "fat" by the waist to hip ratio criteria when I weighed 110 pounds at 5'5''. I had a 27 inch waist and 34 inch hips.
As I got older, my butt did get a little bigger. Even though I have flucuated in weight and size, in my adulthood it has been roughly the size of my chest.

[RetroLounge]

31. My ass is fine

it's my buddha belly i would like to get rid of again...

RL

[Samurai_Writer]

32. That's my theme song

Always have had a round butt, even when I was 'skinny'.

"Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her"

Yep, that would be me.

[idgiehkt]

33. lol...I noticed that line for the first time last night.

:rofl:

I have seen him interviewed about this and he said he was pretty broken up about how it was initially recieved because he wrote it to be a positive thing and a lot of people took it the wrong way. Now when I listen to it I just want to do one of those 'I'm not worthy' bows before him, lol. I just have a curvy shape, and I always felt like there was something wrong with me until rap and the latin influence on pop culture. That's why I never can get too upset about all those 'video vixens' in rap videos...because they are always more 'full-figured' or whatever, than your average white runway model, and I'd rather see that any day.

[THUNDER HANDS]

34. my gf does and she knows i love it

she tried losing weight, did that, lost the butt, but is now slowing getting it back. She's bummed but I'm happy as a clam.

[idgiehkt]

44. I can't believe

they are wasting time and money cloning cats and lambs when they should be cloning you.

:loveya:

[crim son]

40. This thread is hilarious!

"hairy and squishy"? :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

41. well, it's been a twisted road.

It started with my thread on the Electric Slide. Then someone, Kitchen Witch, I think, asked how many people here can drive the Electra Glide. Then Lara MN asked how many people can do the Slip N Slide. Then there was the one on how many people use Astro Glide. Then I think it was Starbucks Anarchist that asked how many people can do the Bump N Grind. That's when this thread came into play. I hope I haven't left anyone or any of the other copycats out. Kitchen Witch came up with the slogan for it last night, S.L.O.P., or Standard Lounge Operating Procedure. It's weird because this is the only one left, so people are probably going 'what is wrong with this chic and her big behind fetish, lol'.

:rofl:

:hi:

[crim son]

42. Nah, this is exactly the sort of thing we all expect from you!

:hi:

Average ass here.

[idgiehkt]

43. roflmao!

I don't know if that is good or bad...

:rofl:

funny how with a whole thread of replies on ass I can't get a piece of any. Maybe God thinks I already have plenty of my own.

[crim son]

There was actually a little competition last night

over my inconsequential ass. The dark-haired man with an accent I couldn't identify won. No nonsense of course, just dancing and an exchange of compliments :evilgrin:

[idgiehkt]

59. that's more action that I got

Glad you had a good time :)

[crim son]

65. Thanks.

You know I'd take you out if you were here :hug:

[idgiehkt]

67. thanks

I'd probably be a stick in the mud. Unless we could do the Hustle and the Electric Slide that is. ;) :hug:

[crim son]

68. I don't see why we couldn't. :) n/t

[Guava Jelly]

47. open only if you want to see my butt!

oops

[idgiehkt]

49. roflmao!

I.

AM.

Dying.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that is one hell of an oops...just tell the people I want to be cremated

oh, it hurts

it hurts....

I'm crying

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

51. i did it by mistake

I was trying to pm it to crim son
:dunce:

[idgiehkt]

55. so I gather

:rofl:

can't breathe...

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

What did i do

:crazy:

[crim son]

50. Well?

Where is it?

[Guava Jelly]

53. check your pm's

:7

[crim son]

61. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

I truly appreciate that :D

[BarenakedLady]

54. LOL!

:rofl:

I am not laughing at your butt, just the fact that you accidently posted it on the board....


Nice ass, btw....:)

[Guava Jelly]

56. aw thanks.

I bet you have a nice one also
:7

[BarenakedLady]

58. Nah

Nothing worth posting "accidentally" on a public message board....hehehehehehe

[Guava Jelly]

64. let me judge that

:evilgrin: checks pms taps foot
:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

71. Sorry

I only show my ass to "special" people. :)

It has been known to cause spontaneous human combustion, so I'm really only looking out for your best interest. :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

79. like slow bus special???

:crazy: :silly: :rofl:
Thank you for caring about my safety :sarcasm:

[BarenakedLady]

81. No, no

I mean VIP people....



Ok, people who give me cold hard cash.




And of course I care about your safety. I wouldn't want you to strain anything gazing at my old buttocks. :)

[Guava Jelly]

84. drats!!

Oh well guess I'll just have to photoshop your head onto Jennifer Lopez body and just pretend it's real :7

[BarenakedLady]

89. That's probably a good idea

She has a much better one anyway. :)

[Guava Jelly]

92. yeah yeah

i bet not :hug:

[idgiehkt]

57. Oh Thank God

I am not the only one.

:rofl:

Mine eyes have seen the glory!

At least it's a very nice butt, though. :)

[Guava Jelly]

60. I am just happy you didn't put me on ignore

heck i'm a 40 :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

62. no way

this is just starting to get good!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

45. I have a butt

a few here have actually seen it :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

46. This man has a fwiend called Biggus Dickus

However, he has never met Glutemus Minimus:

[idgiehkt]

48. I have been trying to find that pic of Hank Hill all morning

with his Diminished Gluteal Syndrome. :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

52. I think

You have a very lovely behind. :blush:

[idgiehkt]

66. yes,

I concur. I forgot to mention that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

69. That's not mine

I borrowed it for the photo.

[BarenakedLady]

72. Did you give it back?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

74. Not yet

Sent it out to be dry-cleaned first.

[BarenakedLady]

76. That's very kind of you

I hope dry-cleaning will prevent any shrinkage. That would be a pity.

[Oeditpus Rex]

77. I was more concerned about

wrinkling.

[BarenakedLady]

78. Ah yes that

would also be a concern...

You are so thoughtful to whoever's ass you borrowed. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

83. I ass no more of others

than I ass of myself.

[BarenakedLady]

86. *groan*

:applause:

I can't make up my mind if that was funny, punny, or just really really bad. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

97. Two outa three?

:shrug:

[astonamous]

73. My butt is so big, I often think someone is following me... n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. I have a great ass... see...

:7

[Guava Jelly]

82. it is a cute ass

nice leggs (you should shave them) :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

88. What? You don't like your women au naturale?

:snort:


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

90. actually i prefer 2 leggs

and shaven :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

91. Aww, now you've made my ass cry.

Poor thing, go tell it you're sorry. :P

[Guava Jelly]

93. Thats a booty call i don't wanna make

:rofl: (to a four legged ass)

[RevolutionaryActs]

94. LOL!

:rofl:



We're nuts. :P

[Guava Jelly]

96. you could say that

:crazy:

[billyskank]

85. REV!!!!

:bounce:

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. BILLY!

:hug::*

[billyskank]

95. YES!!!

:* :hug:

[Pushed To The Left]

119. I wonder if this will lead to a DUer "show us your butt" picture thread?

[idgiehkt]

120. it almost turned into one

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Crabby Appleton]

124. I have a big everything.