I think the Mafia is offering attractive packages right now, especially for those with unique skills. Oh, and there's always the Repulican party -- look what they did for George Bush.
BTW: For those who seek a more heavenly existence, and personally I think there's more money in selling god than in selling Satan, the Unliversal Life Church of Modesto, California offers free, online ordinations. Just click
here to go their website, and click on the the
Instant Ordination button at the top of the page to join the over 20 Million people who have been ordained since 1959. Printable color certificate suitable for framing.
Oh, and while you're there, don't forget to check out their online store where you can pick up the popular
Monastery Credentials package along with the church's finest product, their
Ministry In A Box.
This is a real church, by the way, and yes, I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA. O8) I just
love saying that. ;-)
Anybody remember Chris on the show Northern Exposure who got his ministerial credentials by answering an ad in the back of Rolling Stone?