CAPTION W hoping for "peace, security and full employment for all"

[underpants]

U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) briefs the press at the airport of Brooks County, Texas, as security scans the area from rooftop, on a number of current issues at the end of a day of hunting on a ranch in remote Falfurrias, Texas, January 1, 2004. Bush predicted that '2004 is going to be a great year' and hoped for peace, security and full employment for all. Bush said he bagged five quail, the hunting limit, with his father, former President George H.W. Bush. REUTERS/Mike Theiler REUTERS

[wysimdnwyg]

1. And with my plan...

all 'murikans will have full employment at a fast food joint or a Wal-Mart near by 'em. And if they're real smart, they can work at a drivin' range pickin' up balls, just like the Mexan guys over there.

[Zuni]

2. Until America is back to full employment

I am going to live in that trailer and go on a hunger strike. Really. Then i plan to lead a gay rights parade through downtown san francisco. Oh wait, it is New years, not April fools. Shit.

[omshanti]

3. And den, I rassled dat ole mad cow, and I et him!

See, nothing to fear folks. eat up, eat up! No fear of mad cow here, hehehe

[jimbo fett]

4. Can you believe I got this shirt at the Gap for $19?!!! It's FAB-U-LOUS!

[underpants]

5. Misunderstanding the question W claims NOT to be under the control of ....

black separatists.

[peterh]

6. I went snipe hunting last night….

And I bagged one this big….really….

[AlGore-08.com]

7. Smirk: (Singing) FEELINGS... whoa, whoa, whoa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS...

eom

[elperromagico]

8. LOL... he always looks like he's singing, doesn't he?

[omshanti]

9. either that, or he looks hung over.

n/t

[underpants]

10. Aww man isth sthat YOU?!?!?! Come here and gimme a hug

:beer:

[omshanti]

14. LOL!!!

:evilgrin: good one!

[maxanne]

11. *singing*

"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and unnerstanning....*hiccup*"

[peekaloo]

12. demonstrating his favorite quail call

*bbbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppp*

[underpants]

13. I really didn't understand why Diddy would want to hunt his former VP

but Hey who am I to ask quesitons...I just do what I am told.

[cosmicdot]

15. W is saying: what you have here is a group of good ol' boys and their

private club ... relaxicating ... so we can continue to circulate your money for our prosperity ... prostitu ... no prostrat ... no prosperity, yeah ........ that ...

[Bundbuster]

16. Defending the Free World

[Lisa]

17. "I am NOT getting fat!"

"It's ... it's yer damn cameras addin' 20 pounds! It's the liberal media conspiracy, that's what!"

[myomy]

18. They hate our Freedom, free to live in a nice house like this one.

Those terrist are mad they donÕt have a nice place like Texas.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

19. Why're asking me all these queshstions? The buck don't stop with me,

haven't you people been payin attention?

[camero]

20. What full employment? Wal-Mart full employment?