Hypothetical nightmare situation (please reply)

[Zuni]

Lets pretend that you were arrested for a crime you did not commit. They place you in a cell to await your trial, where you know you will be exonerated. Your laywer is already preparing to get you 1 million in punitive damages from the state for unjust imprisonment.
A couple days into your prison life, the warden comes and tells you that you can have a choice between two roomates: Rush limbaugh or sean hannity. You have to pick one. Who do you choose and why?

[GregorStocks]

1. Can I choose both?

And then strangle them with the sheet?

[gator_in_Ontario]

2. Rush

he gets better drugs...I think

[Fixated]

3. Hannity

He's so arrogant, and I'm so good at insulting people for their minor faults, that it would make my life complete.

[Nevernose]

4. Rush'll have better drugs

And if I were in the cell with Hannity for more than five minutes, there would be no wrongful imprisonment. I would EARN the electric chair.

[Zuni]

8. That is exactly the same as my opinion

I can tolerate rush far longer than I can Hannity. Hannity really pisses me off, and i would probably be a violent criminal after a short time with him.

[Carni]

5. Rush

Anyone that fat, that has done that many drugs... might at least have some decent recipes to share!

[Zuni]

6. BTW---I choose rush

Although I find him vile to listen to, and his opinions are rarely enlightened, he is a whole world better than the arrogant prick Hannity. Only someone as dumb, vain and brainwashed as Hannity can make me pick Rush 'oxy' Limbaugh. compared to hannity, Limbaugh is an intellectual giant.
I think I could actually debate Rush in prison with some degree of civility. Hannity I would just punch

[Carni]

9. I agree

There is NO ONE more arrogant and insidious than Hannity IMO

[Susang]

7. Definitely Rush

He's much easier for me to laugh at, plus I think he'd be a lot easier to control. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I think, at that point, I would have to pinch myself awake.

I really can't choose either. :wow:

[beawr]

11. Rush

He'd be more fun to anally rape.

[izzie]

12. Oh Rush. He can be funny. I have meet men like him in the arts and

they are sort of wimps, in a nice way.

[jimbo fett]

13. I'd sell myself for a pack of cigarettes to "Big John" in the next cell

if he'd "whack" both of them.

[felonious thunk]

14. Rush since he's an actor

Rush is a radio guy who found a way to sell himself. He doesn't really believe the crap that he says. His show is pure parody and is hillarious. He's pulling the ultimate prank, he's given himself a public and radio persona that is a complete 180 from who he actually is. We should be laughing with Rush, not at him.

Hannity however is just seriously that dumb.

[Zuni]

16. I don't know if he is that machiavellian

but i have heard he is actually a pretty nice guy in real life (there are even some liberals that said they were surprised to find out Rush is not half the windbag he is on the air). I think one on one, without the money and publicity involved, he probably is tolerable.
I can picture hannity being even worse---when people upset him, you see the real intolerant, nasty, rude Sean hannity come out that i think is his true inner personality.

[felonious thunk]

17. Wait a few more years

Once his show reaches the point where it's either no longer profitable, or he decides to retire (he ain't going to jail), he'll "see things differently" and "see the error in his ways" and will write a book denouncing all the crap he says now. It'll be generally somewhat liberal and presented as a new awakening for him, when really, it'll just be a book about what he's thought all along.

[kanrok]

15. Boy THERE'S a conundrum!

I'd probably rather have Hannity in there, by the slimmest of margins because I want to see him cry like the punk he is.