So....... anyone know how to get a traffic cone out of one's ear?

[underpants]

I made the mistake of going out at lunchtime and I had a bit of altercation with a road construction signaller, she was a lot stronger than the mullet let on.

I am not usually a violent person but I did have a similiar incident at a donut shop a few years ago but due to legal issues I can't really go into that now.

She won't be using that stop sign without a good scrubbing I'll tell you that.

[matcom]

1. have her blow you

if you can get her to blow in your other ear, maybe the cone will 'squirt' out?

:shrug:

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. no, she needs to suck it out

Blowing will just get it lodged in deeper. :D

[underpants]

3. I don't think she would do either

:bounce:

[matcom]

4. what if she licked

the inside of the cone? would it slide out then? maybe? :shrug:

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. ask her if she can remove the cone without using her hands

:D

[matcom]

6. YEAH! she could straddle it!

remember the "Sit 'N Spin" toy when we were kids? :D

[matcom]

7. Jeff? YOU OK JEFF? hhheeeellllllooooooooooooo?

just want to make sure that cone wasn't cutting off your circulation or anything!

you ok?

[DS1]

8. He's busy listening to Mars with his new ear trumpet

:7

[matcom]

9. maybe he is now getting it blown/sucked/straddled out?

:D

[DS1]

11. perheps she's trying to hammer it out

using a nickel-snake

[matcom]

12. now your just being "nosey"

:bounce:

[VelmaD]

10. If she pulls on it...

will it take both hands? ;-)