God tells me that Pat Robertson hasn't found his mind yet

[MrScorpio]

It's true, he lost it some time ago. And he loves to open his big, fat pie hole, from time to time, to show us that he's still quite off his rocker. Hence his recent blabbering that God told him that Dubya is going to win in a walk.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-12robertson,0,3698134.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

Obviously, he's lining up all of his 700 Club rubes to create a self fulfilling prophesy.

But, I think Barry Lynn said it best: ``I predict that Pat Robertson in 2004 will continue to use his multimillion broadcasting empire to promote George Bush and other Republican candidates,'' Lynn said in a statement. ``Maybe Pat got a message from (Bush political adviser) Karl Rove and thought it was from God.''

I dread to think that I have to share this state with this dipstick. Pat needs to be called home

[wryter2000]

1. I love Barry Lynn

I wish we had a Barry Lynn avatar.

[Zuni]

2. Pat robertson

is a few clowns short of a circus.

[elperromagico]

3. Bush don't need God.

If you'll remember, God gave the other guy more votes last time around.

Bush answers to a higher power: SCOTUS. SCOTUS knows no bounds. SCOTUS does as it pleases. SCOTUS is a law unto itself. SCOTUS will destroy you.

[Maeve]

4. Didn't Pat get turned into a frog a while back?

Ah, yes! www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/patfrog.html

edited to add pic

[MrScorpio]

5. He looked like pond scum before

The Wiccans did him a favor

[mozart]

6. Maeve

Yes, but the frogs rejected him, and he was forced to metamorphos back into a human lunatic:)

[salinen]

8. At least Pat was defeated

when he ran for Pres. Oh, wait, * and Robertson are the same person.

[Breezy du Nord]

9. "Mr. Roberson, George Bush called!"

"He wants his DNA back!"

:evilgrin:

[mozart]

7. MrScorpio

"predict that Pat Robertson in 2004 will continue to use his multimillion broadcasting empire "

Swaggart was a piker compared to this dude!!

[camero]

10. Hate to rain on your parade.

But you also share it with Falwell. What the heck is it about Virginia that draws these crooks?

[camero]

11. my song about Pat

Hey, Mr. Robertson
Jesus loves you more than you will know. Woo woo woo
God bless you please, Mr. Robertson
Hurricanes come to those who pray
Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey