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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:27 PM
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GOD told me . ..
. .that any man who owns a tie will NOT get into Heaven. He doesn't 'get' ties.

Ditto for women who own pantyhose.
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:28 PM
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1. What about men who wear pantyhose?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:29 PM
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3. If it's ONLY on weekends...
...Yer IN!!!!!!!!!!
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:30 PM
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5. Oh, like most truckdrivers. Okay, cool.
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beawr Donating Member (358 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:28 PM
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2. What if
You wear ties on your wrists and ankles?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:32 PM
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6. GOD got no prOblem with that
. . . . . pantyhose on the wrists and ankles either.

He told me he inventEd sex to piss off Republicans.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 04:29 PM
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4. but! but!
I only use the pantyhose on my head when I robbing banks!
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