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Fri Jan-02-04 04:44 PM
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God told me to stop telling people that He told me stuff. |
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I think I will honor His wishes. Have a nice day.
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:45 PM
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to tell other people to stop telling people that he told them stuff?
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elperromagico
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:46 PM
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2. I am not at liberty to divulge such information. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:49 PM
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What does God have to say about my cat that died 10 years ago? Is she safe?
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:50 PM
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4. He said, "She was delicious!" |
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I'm sorry. I'm sick. I need help.
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:51 PM
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:51 PM
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5. you are getting mighty close |
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to 1,000 posts, soundgarden! :toast:
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:52 PM
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7. See my original post and post #2. |
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I wish I could tell you, but God's got me on a news blackout here. I think I really agitated Him when I leaked that undercover archangel's name to the press.
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:53 PM
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8. My God told your God to shut up or he'll clobber him. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 04:54 PM
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9. Guess your God didn't get his ass sufficiently kicked last time. |
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Sounds like your God likes gettin' his ass kicked...
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:03 PM
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11. My God says "Bring it on". He also says your God is nothing more than |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:26 PM
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12. My God says your God made George W. Bush President, |
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and my God is pretty fucking pissed about that.
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Fri Jan-02-04 08:57 PM
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22. Your God just smote me for the whole "dubya" thing. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:02 PM
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10. He's just screwing with your head! |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:30 PM
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13. I was just messin' witcha'. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:31 PM
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14. You're not my God. My God wears a hat. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:33 PM
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15. I'm wearin' my INVISIBLE hat. |
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:36 PM
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16. Invisible hats? You tramp. |
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Invisible hats are beneath my God's dignity.
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:38 PM
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I like it. Until now, when I'd go invisible you could still see my hat.
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:39 PM
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when did I last use my penis to stir soup?
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Fri Jan-02-04 05:57 PM
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try putting some butter on it
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Fri Jan-02-04 06:02 PM
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20. Damn, you're good. A little TOO good. |
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But my God favors margarine. You are a poseur.
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Fri Jan-02-04 06:03 PM
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21. My God says the Devil . . |
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Edited on Fri Jan-02-04 06:03 PM by qwertyMike
. .. ..invented A Flat Minor.
But HE takes credit for B7.
And thigh-top stockings.
Kevin Smith
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