OK, God gave me the scoop

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

She says Robertson is such a nutcase. She says she likes a Dean/Clark ticket or a Clark/Dean ticket and that either one will blow loser Bush out of the water. She also says the other candidates are great people and have a chance too and would all make excellent presidents and would beat Bush soundly, except for Lieberman, whom she thinks should drop out.

Her voice in my head sounds remarkably like my voice, which you would think could be just narcissism, but she says "NO, and to prove it, I say this -- I AM SHE!"

I asked her if she looked like me, since she sounded so much like me, but she laughed and said, "Of course not! I look like Xena, the Warrior Princess!" which also proves the case, so there you go, the word from on high!

[matcom]

1. Pistachio? Chocolate Chunk? Tooty Fruity?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm scoops........mmmmmmmm

[patdem]

2. Seems your proof is proofier than Pat's proof...there ya go!

If god does not look like Xena...WHY NOT?

[donco6]

3. I love Xena.

I'd vote for her.

And Gabrielle for Veep!

Hell, even the goofy sidekick guy would be better than Bush*

[brainshrub]

4. I could worship a Xena Goddess.

AMEN! Umm...I mean: AWOMAN!!!

[trof]

5. God gave me TWO scoops

It's right there in the Raisin Bran.
;-)

[pinkpops]

6. Why would God talk to you?

Betcha you dont have your own TV SHOW. You must be crazy or something.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. My pronouncements are too profound for

the puny medium of television. I use the MIGHTY FORUM OF THE DU LOUNGE!

Because you question ME, you are obviously a sinner who lacks faith. So YOU must be crazy! HA HA!