Excuse Me While I Whip This Out.

[DrWeird]

or

My Anaconda don't want none, unless ya got buns, Hun.

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[wryter2000]

1. I figured it would be a retic

It doesn't look anywhere near 49 feet, though. Did they measure?

Seems to be an all-around sweet snake. I saw the handlers playing with it on the news. Still, they should not let children or small animals near it.

Beautiful animal!

[Bolo Boffin]

2. That's a mighty big coil you got there...

...do you use a wheelbarrow to get it around?

[trof]

3. "When in doubt,

whip it out."
That's what we used to say.

[CanuckAmok]

4. "Sheriff Bart! I'm so glad to see you, they said you was hung"!

"And they was right!"

[karnac]

5. Tastes like chicken.

;)

[carols]

6. Video clip says it was found with a local tribe who thought it was a god

which tells me that some bastards ripped off the indigenous people again. :-(
Carol

[Generic Other]

7. Feed Pat Robertson to the "god"

Burp!

[LadyDemocrat]

8. The one in Gurnee got out one time

I use to live in Buffalo Grove and it was out on the news that the one in Gurnee got out and was loose in the mall.

Do you know where they found it at?

They have a Rain Forrest Cafe across from the place where the snake resides and the snake went up into the trees and everyone thought that it was fake until they realized that it was the snake that was loose in the mall.

I would have dropped a load in my pants If I would have been eating at the restaurant in the mall and looked up and the real snake was above my head.