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pinkpops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:35 PM
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Just got off the horn with God ...
It turns out Pat was out of the loop. Jesus made a pretty persuasive pitch for peace (he's the Prince of Peace, etc.), so the old man backed down. He has decided to not take sides in either the primaries or the general election. So unless he has changed his mind again, I guess Pat is wrong for once.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:40 PM
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1. Wait, did you talk to Clinton or to God?
They sound awfully similar in your conversation. Couldn't be mistaken, could ya?

;-)
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pinkpops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 08:01 PM
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3. He said he was God
but the caller id said "out of area"
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 02:43 AM
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5. LMAO!
You know, you can block those damned callers who refuse to identify themselves on your ID. Did you *69 him?
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silverlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 07:54 PM
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2. Yes!
He keeps telling me something about "free will, peace, honesty and responsibility" too. He tells me he doesn't like "dishonesty, gluttony" and a lot of other stuff. Plus, he actually wants us to love each other and take care of each other. I think ol' Pat might have misunderstood who was on the line. Who could it have been?
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-04 08:40 PM
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4. But what if Pat
"Liquor Officer" Robertson gets to the Pearly Gates and St Peter tells him: "The Lord does not need assholes like you for Publicity Agent! So Scram!"
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 04:15 AM
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6. Wait, then! Who was Pat talking to?
Could it be . . . . SATAN?!
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