God has spoken (to Pat Robertson): Bush, 2004, landslide

[Fenris]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-12robertson,0,3698134.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

Lying about a lot of things is bad, but saying that "God" spoke to you and revealed the outcome of an election is blasphemey. Prophetic, but blasphemous, because he didn't talk to God, because God hates Pat Robertson. And I know because He told me.

[coloradodem2005]

1. Oh, I'm going to sneeze.

Bullshit, bullshit.

[dflprincess]

2. So, if God is paying attention to this

and if He's getting sick of Pat Robertson putting words in His mouth, maybe He'll intervene in the election and make sure the votes get counted fairly this time.

[Wonk]

3. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=295069&mesg_id=295069
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=978628&mesg_id=978628

[ngGale]

4. Pat Robertson promotes Bush

Pat Robertson and Bush--This is the problem with the South and how Bush won, 'born again.' I'm so pleased to find out that even though most may not agree, that good or bad, God picks him up. Robertson's words, not mine. I have to live with these people down here in the 'Bible Belt.' From this I can see, just like I stated, Bush can do no wrong in the South. If you or I said that God told us to do something, we would be put in the 'loony bin' on the spot. Maybe Bill Clinton should have said 'the devil made me do it.' 'But, I have repented and have been forgiven.' Could have saved us a lot of time and money squandered by our federal government.}(

[Lindacooks]

5. I don't understand why it's called

the 'Bible Belt'. The Bigot Belt would be more appropriate in a lot of cases.

[Zech Marquis]

6. this is the same idiot

who said he would send Hurricane Isabel away back in September..oh yeah, that worked out well Pat! :eyes: Now why would God be telling Pat abot this election SO SOON/ Hmmm, feeing a bit nervous in freeperland maybe? :evilgrin:

[MINEMAN]

7. GOD

I don't know if God talks to Pat but Jesus hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors.

[DieboldMustDie]

9. Pat's more of a...

"money changer in the Temple" kind of guy.

[DieboldMustDie]

8. Did He have anything to say to Pat...

about his proposal to blow up the State Department? :evilgrin:

[NightTrain]

10. God was my co-pilot...

...but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. :9

[Deb]

11. Sounds like Pat got another prank phone call

The neighbor's kid is probably laughing his fanny off.

[Tripper11]

12. I always had this vision of

Falwell, Robertson and all these self-rightous preachers walking up to the gates of Heaven, with big shit eating grins on their faces expecting an "All-Access" pass and St. Peter looks at them slyly, giggles a little, shakes his head and promptly informs these bigotted, close-minded, greedy, perverted freaks that have taken advantage of far too many people to make a 180 degree turn and march their no good asses straight to hell!

[loudnclear]

13. So God has decided that hell will be on earth?

So we don't have to die to go to hell after Bush is elected.

[loudnclear]

14. Didn't God tell Pat to Run for President?

What about that?

[aquaman]

15. If god does not exist........

Does that mean that Pat is a schizophrenic?