Should I eat the person in my freezer?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Depends on who the person in your freezer is....

More details, please? Everything depends on how young, fresh, etc.

[JanMichael]

2. Do it.

Yes.

Do it now.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. But we need details to advise NSMA on how to season him/her.

You are so rash!

[punpirate]

23. Ummm...

... Jeffrey Dahmer probably wouldn't have the best of cooking tips, and this is sort of out of my realm of specialities, cooking-wise. But, certainly, use plenty of garlic and maybe a little tarragon and thyme. If this person was a runner, or was otherwise very lean, definitely consider a wine and olive oil marinade first.

Oh, it occurs to me to ask--this person is actually deceased, yes? And frozen promptly? Not embalmed first (_very_ yucky, no matter how prepared)? And, is this just for you, or are you planning to serve to guests?

[Bertha Venation]

3. other:

only if you have fava beans and a nice chianti.

(That was the only horror film I've ever seen, the only one I will ever see, and one of my top five all time favorite movies.)

[populistmom]

4. Is it the one who was in your freezer earlier last month?

In the plastic baggies?

Definately edible. Just save some for me. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Might be pretty good...with a little bit of okra on the side.

:evilgrin:

[salinen]

16. Ouuuuu

Okra is so disgusting!

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. I love Okra....

It's the best. Really, it is wonderful if one knows how to cook it.

:)

[populistmom]

42. I used to

Until she had Arnie on her show for a free infomercial....
:D

edited for improper use of pronouns

[ScreamingMeemie]

43. Ha!

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. mmmmm okra

everything goes better with okra! :evilgrin:

[salinen]

46. Yeah, I like Okra too.

Mine was for the humor.

[ScreamingMeemie]

47. Heehee

:7

[LibertyorDeath]

7. Oh my gawd, it's not one hung lo is it?

[Rowdyboy]

8. Kosher or non-kosher? PM me if you need a good marinade...

n/t

[Fenris]

9. Wait, I forget the order of this

Is it:

1) Kill person

2) Commit act of necrophilia

3) Freeze

4) Thaw

5) Cook

6) Enjoy

I can't remember whether 2 comes before or after 3&4. Better go find my copies of The Joy of Cooking Your Neighbor and Food & Sex: The Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook.

[camero]

21. Some like to switch 2 and 5

Keeps em warm ya know :P

[SOteric]

10. Only with a rhubarb reduction sauce.

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Great idea! Good thing I saved that recipe?

[camero]

11. The person in your fridge.....

is made out of....PEEEEEEE-PUUUUUUUUULLLL. :P

[ornotna]

12. Hope you've taken precaution

to avoid freezer burn.

[jonnyblitz]

13. yeah if she's cute...thaw her out...

etc. you know the drill..

[supernova]

14. I suggest paté

That way, you could use your Kitchenaid grinder attachement. Either that or make a Cohen bros movie.

[LibertyorDeath]

15. Is this the person in your freezer..Then by all means dig in.

:)

[salinen]

18. "I enjoy necrophilia"

he said in dead ernest.

[supernova]

25. Ooohh,

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

You are very naughty, but clever! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. EEEEEWWE!!!

If that were the person in my freezer, I'd give up cannibalism! That's gross! :puke:

[camero]

24. Gives new meaning to the term.. fascist pig.

:silly:

[dweller]

20. Nah, wait until you can get the whole neighborhood

over for a potluck, Raoul.

dp

[Shanty Oilish]

22. Use caution---if you ARE going to eat him, don't name him

Keep a sharp distinction between table food and fellow, ok? (One man's meat is another man's person.)
Do you use a cookbook or just slop it together? For large specimens I think you should go by the book.
Did I ever tell you about Berengere des Baux? Her husband cooked her troubadour lover, Guilhem de Cabestanh, cooked his heart and served it to milady. When he told her what it was she said, "So sweet is that meat and so pure the wine that none other shall pass my lips." And out the window she went, and off the high cliff of Baux. The wine grapes growing at the foot of these cliffs is known as Troubadour's Blood.
Sante!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. That is the sweetest love story I ever heard

[Q3JR4]

26. What's with

all of the strange posts?

:shrug:

[ornotna]

27. In the Lounge?

Nothing strange here.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. What's so strange about this post?

You wouldn't want the person in my freezer to go to waste, would you?

[camero]

30. Yeah really

There are children starving in Africa. You can't let a good cadaver go to waste. :)

[tinrobot]

29. I vote....

We combine this with the Food Network thread...

I'd love to see Emeril bring it up a notch... or whatever he does.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. Great idea!

[camero]

32. Umm excuse me

Do you have any Grey Poupon? :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Yeah but I'm gonna need the whole jar

Do you?

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. OOOhhhhhh! I thought camero said GARY Poupon.

:P

[camero]

40. Just enough for the breast

:P

[prolesunited]

34. Hmm...

I think I'm having second thoughts about meeting you next week. You're not planning to put me in your freezer, are you? :scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. No

I was planning on having you for dinner..I mean...uh...

[prolesunited]

37. Oh, that's MUCH better

Isn't it? :shrug:

[Mikimouse]

36. Only if you've finished the leftovers from the previous one

waste not, want not, I always say.

[Forkboy]

45. Dear Abby,

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell my family?

DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's
blessed and everything should be just fine.