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Fri Jan-12-07 05:24 PM
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Jury Summons? Bah! I just received notice for FEDERAL GRAND JURY |
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FUCK!
starting in March. FEDERAL GRAND JURY that could last UP TO 18 FUCKING MONTHS!
:wtf:
:argh:
should I walk into the judge and yell, "I wanna kill. Kill. KILL!! KILL!!!!1111"?
x(
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:25 PM
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1. I Think Agent Mike Just Got It! |
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he'll report it to the judge!
damn, that kind of sucks, 18 months?
:patriot: :rofl:
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matcom
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:27 PM
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3. the summons said if called, the case would be crimes against the United States |
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maybe i'll be able to find BUSH guilty? :think:
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:33 PM
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6. Wouldn't That Be Great! |
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:40 PM
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they want to know what your spouses occupation is? WTF??? hmmm, could my job prevent me from being picked or for being next on the list??? :*
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:05 PM
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11. I'm going to tell them i'm married to Hugo Chavez |
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maybe THAT will disqualify me? :think:
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:11 PM
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17. Well, I guess I better |
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get cracking on the Spanish CD's!!!
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:27 PM
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:28 PM
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4. well THAT was the last thing I needed to see tonight! |
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:29 PM
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5. "Is this going to affect my midget porn downloading habit?" |
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Edited on Fri Jan-12-07 05:30 PM by Blue-Jay
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SPKrazy
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:33 PM
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7. you will be forced to find another source |
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:38 PM
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8. Hey, it could be cool! |
matcom
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Fri Jan-12-07 05:40 PM
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9. at a whopping $40/day i'm guessing ....... |
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NOT!
on top of that for the next year and a half I would have to "request" vacation time, doctor's appointments, etc.... from not just my job, but the COURT as well!
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:08 PM
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12. A former co-worker of mine was on one. She loved it. |
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She said it was really interesting. But yeah, it's a couple days a month for 18 months, I think.
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matcom
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:09 PM
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14. the paperwork makes it sound like one day a WEEK! |
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i'm going to call them Tuesday and figure all this out :shrug:
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:10 PM
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15. I don't remember her being gone from work that much... |
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...but it's been a few years.
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:09 PM
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13. GUILTY!!!! LET THEM FRY!!!! |
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:10 PM
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"Mr. Matcom, you will be sitting on the jury for the trial of Donald Rumsfeld. Can you be impartial"?
:patriot:
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:12 PM
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:11 PM
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18. You still have 6 weeks to litter. |
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:17 PM
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20. did Cheney see his shadow? |
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haven't seen the news yet
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Fri Jan-12-07 06:42 PM
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21. Wait -- did you read it correctly? |
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Are you sure you aren't being summons to TESTIFY before a Federal grand jury? }(
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