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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:36 PM
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God told me that kitty threads are the work of Satan. No, really. He
said that.

He also said that cats aren't allowed in heaven.

Now, don't blame me. I'm just the messenger.
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:38 PM
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1. Gods told me the same thing about cats
that's why I love them so much :evilgrin:
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Pobeka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:38 PM
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2. Man I hope you have a flame retardent screen. Shields up! n/t
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:39 PM
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3. "Bring 'em on!" I'm wearing aluminum underoos.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:39 PM
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4. My little sig friends says that wasn't God talking to you...
:evilgrin:
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Intelsucks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:40 PM
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5. I think you're gonna start a cat-fight!
:o
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:41 PM
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6. Tell God he needs to do some work here
and get rid of Bushsatan.
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absyntheNsugar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-03-04 09:46 PM
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7. Is that why he kills one everytime a
kid cracks a playboy?
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