Opi's Sinners Club, Sign up Now. Name your Sin

[opihimoimoi]

Be it one or many, don't matter,

Who lives among us without sin, cast your rocks, oops , votes, oops declaration.

From fornification to mastication.... reveal yourselves....

:bounce: :hi: :toast: :bounce: :sin: :bounce: :hi: :toast: :bounce: :tamdum sinning: :bounce: :hi: :toast: :bounce: :loveya:

[davsand]

1. Bless me, Opi, for I have sinned.

I have had impure thoughts. Several of them. They always involve yaks, thongs and lawn trimmers...

Laura

[opihimoimoi]

8. Dominus espiritutu o Bless you my Child, go in Peace

Sinning is allowed but once per hour, try not to go overboard

[DUreader]

2. Peace, the anti-sin

Idle Warship

[opihimoimoi]

9. Worship Idles?? I don't think that counts but coming forth is

playing it safe.

Come, we eat Mangos

[woofless]

3. I live with a woman other than my wife.

If this is sin, why does it feel like Heaven?

Woof

[opihimoimoi]

10. I did say you could have many wives. Don't blame me if they choose

to stray with other husbands/

Feels awesome only until you run out of ciggies

[bleedingheart]

23. Your mom doesn't count!

[camero]

4. Adultery- Premarital sex

I wasn't sure how we would define adultery. I've never cheated on anyone but I have had sex without marriage.

[opihimoimoi]

12. Practice makes perfect and one must try on shoes before purchasing

Try on many "shoes", practice while you can, enjoy, its FUN

Come, lemme light a cigarette

[NicoleM]

5. I try to make my husband say swear words.

He doesn't swear. But sometimes I try to make him say bad words. For example, I'll tickle him until he says something really, really bad. I don't do it that often, but when I do I enjoy it way too much. :)

[opihimoimoi]

13. Do you have on your leather and spikes?? Whips, chains?

Sounds like fun.

Come, we get some cuffs for you

[Sacajawea]

6. I eat peanut butter out of the jar with a tablespoon.....

I can't be trusted with a jar of real English orange marmalade either.

I think we need a "Miss Piggy" smilie!

[opihimoimoi]

14. Masticating! The Ultimate Sin, I luv it.

Knock yourself out with the PB, I hope its "chunky"

[jimbo fett]

7. Does picking your nose count?

[camero]

11. As long as you don't eat your boogers.

:P

[opihimoimoi]

16. Nose mining don count if you do it on the freeway with windows down

and in heavy traffic. No fair tasting though. LOL

[underseasurveyor]

15. Rather than list my many transgressions....

In the interest of saving time,
We should proceed directly to the punishment phase :bounce: oops,
er, I mean :-(

I'm ready. I confess :evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

17. OH OH a Sado Mass guy... Get the chains and the cuffs, string em up up.

Think I will call in Satan for this one, LOL

[underseasurveyor]

18. Or a Sado Mass gal...........

heh heh ;-)

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm Satan :evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

19. Sorry, my bad. Just thought of you as a man but I was wrong.

I did have a 50 50 chance too. Blew it.

Come, we find some good whips.

[hippiechick]

20. Sorta .. uh, have this ... uh ... problem with ... uh ....

a wandering eye ....

I HAVEN'T BEEN FAITHFUL IN ANY OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, EVER !!!

:think: :cry: :think: :cry: :think: :cry:


:hippie:

[opihimoimoi]

26. Confession is good for the soul/mind/psyche

Get some good Visine and look for MORE

then come back to confess AGAIN

[peekaloo]

21. I masticate frequently

but tend to chastised for spitting and not swallowing.

:dunce:

[opihimoimoi]

27. A SPURTER are you now?? Oh My. See your Spurter Doctor ASAP

Those guys can do wonders.

[trof]

22. I am cruel to sausages.

I don't know why.
I can't stop myself.
I've seen therapists, tried group therapy, but nothing seems to work.
I like to subject them to high temperatures.
Sometimes I even hold them over an open flame until their skin turns crispy.
I have cut them with sharp knives and poked forks into them.
Many times I even feel compelled to masticate them.
What CAN I do?

[opihimoimoi]

28. See the Mastiologist nearest you for help. In the mean time, stay away

from gay picnics where the hot dogs taste shitty

[rbnyc]

24. I hold grudges...

...and once a person is on my shit-list, I can be very, very mean.

[opihimoimoi]

29. It is normal to have SHIT LISTs but when the list is over 5, you may have

to see the Anger Doctor. The Doctor will explain there are many people out there who want grudges to form. For these people, it is intentional. They want you to be angry and form a grudge. This means they they hated your guts to begin with. After several warning signs, avoid them if at all possible. They want to share their misery. Most are Republicans..

[xchrom]

25. i'm a slut

sigh -- i don't even feel bad about it. so i guess that's two sins.
is it a sin if idon't always care about gender or how many?
maybe gluttony should be thrown in as well.
oooh, and maybe greed -- no, not greedy for money.

[jimbo fett]

30. Really, I'm a slut-monger. Maybe we should meet up? ;-)

[opihimoimoi]

31. Sharing Joy is not a Sin. Go out and be Joyful. Just stay away

from Republicans, they will give you the guilts and take the Joy at the same time.

[latebloomer]

32. Well, all this long weekend

I've been a lazy, self-indulgent SLOTH!! And LOVIN IT!!

[opihimoimoi]

34. Share your Slothness, tell your family and friends to be Sloths too

In Hawaii we see Sloths all the time. They usually found by the pool or on the beach reading, sleeping, eating, in general, slothing along the sand. Enjoy Slothness while we can.

[DinahMoeHum]

33. As a "Parrothead", I consume too much rum, cooked animals and BS. . .

lucky you, JB and his Tiki Time Tour ends in Honolulu January 30 (I think)


:beer:

[opihimoimoi]

35. Those are not Sins but instead normal activities including the BS

Jim Bean?? Tiki Time Tours?

See the above post on Slothing Along the Beach