How hot is Britney Spears?

[WillyBrandt]

Yes, yes, apologia about everything wrong about a poll like this.

Nontheless: On a scale from 1 to 10, how hot is Britney Spears?

(Define hot however you want in any way that does not reference core temperature.)

I give her an 8. She's extremely fine, but I'm knocking off two points because I think some of that sheen--so to speak--would wear off in person.

[WillyBrandt]

1. Lopsided results!

n/t

[MercutioATC]

2. 7...there are plenty of attractive kids on the planet WITH brains...

I'm too old anyway (36), and I'll admit a definite physical element to the attraction I feel for people, but she's a slightly-above-average kid with NO mental processes...

not attractive to me.

[wtmusic]

3. I'm with you Willy

I gave her an 8.

The time I saw her first video on a TV in a store, I thought she was extremely sexy, and a good dancer. And then later I saw an interview...

:silly:

[WillyBrandt]

5. My friend has met her a few times

And says she looks that good in person. But she's got soccer player legs...

[wtmusic]

7. Yeah, they do the Paula Abdul thing

and only show her from the waist up

[sasquatch]

11. WTF are soccer player legs?

:shrug:

[private_ryan]

28. soccer players have to run a lot

so they have big legs. They look great though............on a guy.

[sasquatch]

32. I like a woman with big legs though

But not Offensive Lineman legs like mine though.

[jpgray]

4. Eh, she looks a little strange to me

At least she's somewhat in shape and not a skinny rail, I rate her a 6? Being dumb really hurts her score.

[CatWoman]

51. dumb you say??

LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - Pop star Britney Spears filed her annulment papers Monday morning, Jan. 5, with the Clark County District Court in Las Vegas.

In the document on website The Smoking Gun, Spears lists her reasons for wiping away her impromptu marriage to childhood chum Jason Allen Alexander of Kentwood, Louisiana.

She claims that she "lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each others likes and dislikes, each others desires to have or not have children, and each others desires as to State of residency."

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,---20009,00.html

And don't get me started on her Crossfire "interview" with Tucker Carlson.

[Deja Q]

6. Sammy the Sleestak looks better than Mrs. Heifer!

[hippiechick]

26. You think Spears is a Heifer ?

Who farked up your perception of what's 'fat' and what's 'thin' ??

If she's a heifer .... normal women must be whales !!!

:wtf:

Oh and how buff are you, BTW, to be calling anyone a heifer ?



:hippie:

[Deja Q]

30. Lovely response, that! Now give me a chance to respond, please.

Isn't beauty what's on the inside?

I don't think she's very beautiful at all, one way or the other.

On the outside she's covered with enough makeup, gloss, and wax to fill over every pothole in a large city. I've never understood the need for makeup (it presents a false image of the person using it) and women look better without it; not that I care either way because I happen to be homosexual. Wouldn't want to see men wearing it either. The concept of makeup is just dumb. And Brit is the queen of phonies. Maybe she is superficially beautiful, but she could be a store mannequin for all I care.

Last I'd read, her personality is somewhat unsavory as well...

She is ugly in every way imaginable.

Oops, I did it again!

And if you want to think that normal women must be "whales" (as you so daintily described it), that's YOUR prejudice. Not mine. I never said nor implied that. You certainly did both and then projected it onto me. How dare you. So stop shoving words down my throat. Shove 'em back where you found 'em because they don't apply to me in the slightest.

:wtf: indeed! :eyes:

As for me being buff or whatever, what relevance does that have to anything? Everybody defines beauty in different ways. I'm not going to cite any examples of who or what I find to be attractive because you'll spin things around some more and spinning is left for people like Bill O'Reilly, not us.

You can put me on "ignore" now, but I certainly hope you had enough maturity to give me a chance to respond.

Perhaps I do owe you and others an apology. I tend to be an expressive drama queen at times... I could have been content with saying "1" and explaining this from the start. Oh well.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

8. I gave her a 4

I would rate her an 8 or 9 except for her "We should trust the President in everything he does" quote about *.
That alone cuts her score in half.

[fujiyama]

9. On a purely superficial level...

I would have to agree. I find her attractive, but she loses a point for every word she utters.

[camero]

10. I read in the paper that she's a Kabbalist Jew

Is that true? And what is that?

[chicaloca]

18. God, I hope not.....

In Newsweek, she said she's really been into Indian spiritual religions lately. The reporter said, "Oh, like Hinduism?" She was completely baffled and said "Is that like kabbalah?" (Then again, I wouldn't put it past her to not understand her own damn religion.) I get the idea that she just thinks people will think she's really cool if she's all into new age stuff, but she doesn't try to actually learn anything about it.

Camero, kabbalah is essentially Jewish mysticism. Jewish law focuses on what God wants from people, but kabbalah tries to find out what exactly God's essence is, or who/what God is. I'm not sure on the particulars, but I don't think there's really an official sect of Jewish kabbalists. Even if there were, I don't think Britney could handle it unless she's severely playing down her intelligence--from what I understand, the study of kabbalah is regarded as highly dangerous but also very important in Judaism. There are some stories about rabbis who try to discover the essence of God, but in most cases they either die or go crazy. There _are_ a few who succeed, though. But in all honesty, someone else could probably do a better job explaining it than I have. :)

But getting back to Britney, I'd also like to know WTF soccer player legs are. Is this another way of saying that if a woman has anything other than beanpoles for legs, she's a fat cow? (But of course, if the beanpoles are too skinny, she's also ugly.) :eyes: How do soccer player legs detract from beauty? Frankly, I would agree with the poster who said that a healthy body _adds_ to her attractiveness, or that of any person.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Apparently she has followed Maddona there, go figure.

[camero]

35. Thanks for the tutorial

And we say somebody has soccerplayer legs when they have a small upper body and big legs out of proportion is all. It's not really unattractive. It's kinda like calling someone thunder thighs.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Anybody else think she's got a weird facial structure?

She's got a hot hot body and looks good in lingerie, but sometimes she looks like a Grey to me.

[WillyBrandt]

13. On the contrary, I think she has a beautiful rack...

... wait a second, that's not what you were asking...

[corporatewhore]

14. Why think of brittany when one can think of Shakira!!!!

I liked her better before she went blond but popstars arent my number one fantasy type

[CanuckAmok]

15. Hey, you guys are talking about a married woman!!

That's "Mrs. Alexander" to you!

[Dogmudgeon]

16. Dudes ... she's MARRIED, dudes!

I think she married that dude from Seinfeld, dudes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=606329

--bkl
Read. Weep. Repeat.

[Beaker]

29. she's now Mrs. Jason Alexander.

but no, it's not that jason alexander...it's her hometwon childhood sweetheart or something like that.

[camero]

36. She's not married anymore.

You can rest easy now. :)

[DinahMoeHum]

45. Oops, she did it again, she played with his life. . .

got lost in the game, oh baby, baby,
Oops, you thought she-was-in love
(mumble, mumble) walk through the fire,

SHE'S NOT THAT INNOCENT !!!


:evilgrin:

[rumguy]

17. She's fine like a piece of over-ripe fruit

Sweet, maybe a little to sweet, and on the verge of going bad.

I have a feeling that she ain't gonna age well.

[Dogmudgeon]

20. Hmmm ...

I always thought she was a little green.

Especially on matters of, oh, politics, ex-lovers, religion, sexual morality, and other such minutiae of a pop-tart's life.

I still feel, that as a man with a great wealth of experience and wisdom, that I have a lot to share with Britney (and young women like her). And I have no compunctions about sharing it widely ... subject only to laws regulating the age of consent, that is.

But, hey ... if you advertise that you have a donkey for sale, you have no right to get upset if people ask you how much you're willing to sell your ass for.

--bkl
A Veritable Tower of Wisdom tonight.

[FDRrocks]

19. Nine, at least, Come on!

I know the idea of beautiful differs, but how can anyone call Brittany a one. If she wasnt a popstar, live in your town, gained 10 pounds, had her strairway to heaven... would you not date her?

I don't like her media image or music much, but she is attractive.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. Tried to thaw my freezer with her. Didn't work.

Had to call on Shakira.

[FDRrocks]

22. Hell yea...

A woman who is corporate, but doesn't play off he sexuality...

Its kinda cool, 1/8 cool. What does the lyric from her first single go like? I'll try

"My breast aren't big
So you don't confuse them with mountains"

It's kind of a 1/16 feminist messasge.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. No hotter than Barbara Bush.

41's Barbara, not 43's daughter.

[never cry wolf]

25. I gave her a 9

However, due solely to the fact that she bears a striking resemblance to my first (and maybe only) true love. Her brain and political leanings rate a one.

[TXlib]

27. Renee Zellweger (sp?) is much hotter (nt)

[populistmom]

31. I have a five year old son who's in love with her

She doesn't do it for me (I prefer the taller, older, cerebral male types), but for my son, with his Britney poster, she seems to do it for him. Actually this morning, I told him Britney's getting married. He said in a few years, her husband will be all "old and wrinkly" so she'll want him instead. My eight year old son still thinks girls have cooties, so I can't figure this out. I think he was just born with extra testosterone or something.

[sendero]

33. another manufactured, talentless "star"...

... I can go to the mall if I want to gawk (discreetly of course) at some hot women, and there are plenty there hotter than her :)

[Jack Rabbit]

34. Let's see . . .

Britney Spears as a model for a magazine ad gets about an 8.

Britney Spears the professional celebrtiy gets about a 3.

[101 Proof]

37. She's hotter than Hell...

I dunno why she's got so many 1's!

[Torrey Pines]

38. I gave her a 5!

No one but mercurius deserves a 10.

[DemoTex]

39. Pretty hot. Married today in LV. Annulled tomorrow.

Next.

[mvd]

40. I voted a 7

I gave her an 8 for looks but took 1 point off because of personality. Only 1 point because I think she lacks more knowledge than native intelligence due to her lack of schooling. Also, she was bashed in an NRA list that was posted here before. And she's not a bad person from what I've seen - just a bit wild. She's not high enough to make my crush list, but she's not bad in attractiveness either.

[bif]

41. A 9 with her makeup on.

Otherwise about a 3.

[chicaloca]

44. Britney without her makeup on....

Actually, she doesn't really look that bad without makeup--just like any ordinary girl, really, but it _does_ make me feel better to know that even with a professional trainer and money for the best skin and hair care products in the world, she's not really the knockout that most straight men think she is. Actually, it looks like she's wearing a little eye makeup even in this picture.

To see more pictures of celebrities without makeup, go here (it's a _great_ way to feel better about yourself): }(

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html

[plcdude]

42. come on admit it

how many of you have got off on her?

[Loonman]

43. Physically she's a 9, mentally, she's a 2

Her body is nicely proportioned, but I could see her packing on the pounds after squeezing a couple puppies out.

[MrSlayer]

46. She's way hot - A 9 for sure.

Who cares what her IQ is? What I have in mind doesn't require her to talk.

[ktranz]

47. cover her face please

she's sexy with a bag over her head

[HPLeft]

48. All she's got going for her...

is the physical. Once she opens her mouth, especially to sing, IMHO her rating drops like a stone.

[HuckleB]

49. She's "plain Jane."

Nothing special about her looks, her music, or her personality.

[absyntheNsugar]

50. I'm sorry she's hot

...hands down (LOL)

Now would she make anyone a good partner (of any kind) is debatable.

But physically, yes she's perfect.

But physical only makes up for 40% of sexy....

[lazarus]

52. 98.6

If she's average.