neebob
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Sun Jan-04-04 12:56 AM
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The Porno Snowboard Jacket |
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My son got a new snowboard jacket for Christmas. It's a Burton - just plain light khaki, very poufy with the Burton logo quilted all over the outside. Men's size XL. So I'm looking at the lining, which is all the same color but has these little images that are shinier than the rest of the lining, and I notice they're naked girls in high heels. Some of them are just standing around, and some of them are on their hands and knees, and some of them are, um, doing things to other naked girls ... and I don't mean painting their toenails!
My ex bought the jacket, and I'm told no one noticed the extra little bonus feature of the lining until they got it home. It's not the kind of thing that jumps right out at you. I guess someone at the Burton company thought this would be amusing, and maybe it is, but geez - some people have 14-year-olds who are 6'3".
My son went snowboarding after his dad dropped him off this morning, so I'm sure he's already shown all his friends.
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Rabrrrrrr
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:01 AM
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Edited on Sun Jan-04-04 01:01 AM by Rabrrrrrr
Oh, man, a gift from heaven for almost any 14 year old boy.
No judgments from me whether it's apporpriate or not - but as a former 14 year old boy, I can totally revel in this lad's good fortune, and his King of the Hill fame for at least this one day with his peers. :-)
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Ellen Forradalom
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:03 AM
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2. Oh well, at least it's on the inside |
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:07 AM
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3. They're putting porn starlets on a lot of things nowadays... |
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Edited on Sun Jan-04-04 01:23 AM by Scurrilous
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neebob
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:17 AM
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4. Oh, goody - that'll give me something to look forward to dealing with |
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At least she's wearing clothes.
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WannaJumpMyScooter
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:19 AM
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5. And the pictures are.... where? |
neebob
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:31 AM
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6. You mean like take a picture of it? |
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I don't think The Girls of the Lining would show up very well. They're the same light color as the jacket.
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Fri Apr 26th 2024, 01:26 PM
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