Everything I need to know I learned in GD '04

[Dookus]

1) Dean is a liar

2) Clark is a Republican

3) Dennis is a martian

4) Carol Mosely-Braun is... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions her.

5) If the press runs a positive article about Dean, it's because Rove wants him to be the nominee.

6) If the press runs a negative article about Dean, it's because Rove is working overtime.

7) Clark is a war-criminal

8) Dean waffles

9) Kerry waffles

10) Gebhardt... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions him.

11) AP, Reuters, and CNN are all right-wing outlets

12) The NY Post, the Washington Times and the National Review are NOT right-wing outlets, as long as they say something nice about your guy (unless it's Dean, in which case it's Rove again.)

13) Rove has super-human powers

14) Clark is a stalking horse for the DLC

15) The DLC just HATES the Democratic Party

16) Dean's sealed records are ok because... well just because. Shut up.

17) Al Sharpton is... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions him.

18) Nobody hates Edwards

19) People who think Clark is a right-wing baby-killing Republican plant would LOVE him to be Dean's running-mate.

20) Everybody hates Lieberman

[Jerseycoa]

1. Yessssssss!!

>19) People who think Clark is a right-wing baby-killing Republican plant would LOVE him to be Dean's running-mate.


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on edit: :loveya: Dookus

[Dookus]

9. wheee....

somebody loves me :)

[Journeyman]

2. I've said before and I'll repeat. . .

anyone who chooses a candidate based on what they read on 95 percent of this board is a political novice or an indiscriminate thinker.

Thanks, Dookus, for succinctly elucidating that forum's failings.

[Dookus]

3. and you

would be correct ;)

You're welcome.

[Exultant Democracy]

4. And it is all true

especially the parts that contradict each other.

[chocolateeater]

5. You mean you actually learned something

in Flamefest 2004? WOW:wow: :7

[Dookus]

6. the most important thing I've learned....

is what happens when a country has a whole generation grow up without a Debate Club in junior high school.

The quality of arguments is... well... shall we say.... :puke:

[Kathleen04]

7. LOL..

Yep, basically. ;)

[proud patriot]

8. ROFLMAO

:silly: By george I think you've got it :crazy: