Things we'll never hear other DUers say

[Rabrrrrrr]

For instance:

Khephra: "Lovecraft? Screw him. It's all Tim Lehaye for me now!"

Opihimoimoi: "Come, we kiss Ann Coulter, drill for oil in Kaneohe"

SOteric: "Kraft dinner and lime Jell-O for me again, please!"

GOPisEvil: "Golf schmolf. I'm all about NASCAR belt-buckle collecting and Budweiser Dale Earnhardt commemorative can wall-art creation."

MATCOM: "Butts? How positively sophomoric. Oh, I see, 'bathroom humor'. Yes, I've heard some people laugh at such drivel. I, however, respect myself."


That's all I can think of right now, but I know there are vast depths left unplumbed.

[Wonk]

1. Realism is the only way to go. That whole "Art" thing is overrated.

- Rabrrrrrr

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Rabrrrrr: "John Williams is my favorite composer"

"I see every movie that he's scored!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I just wish he'd do something with that god of directing, Ron Howard!

Especially if Thomas Kinkade did the set creation, Tim Lehaye did the script, and Tom Cruise starred in it. That would be a rabrrrrrr dream come true.

[NightTrain]

2. NightTrain: "Billy Joel is a great musical talent--and humble too!"

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Oooh, I got some...

Screaming Lord Byron: "The Stone Roses were a bunch of overrated, dissipated fops who couldn't play or sing."

nothingshocksmeanymore: "Duh. Me play with ball. Me want blanket. *drool*"

Character Assassin: "Libertarians are nothing more than tight-assed selfish pricks who are afraid to admit they're republican! And Free Republic looks like shit on toast! Why don't they clean it up and make it a little more readable, dammit...."

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. and one from randomcoolzip

"N'Sync has more talent in one finger than Zappa's entire lineup of so-called 'musicians' ever mustered, and I'll defend that to the death, you &%&$%#* Philistines."

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Hey, the night is young.

You just might hear me say that!

Here's one from Rabrrr:

"I don't care what any of you snobs say, Andrew Lloyd Weber is a WONDERFUL composer!"

Ooooh, and one from Catwoman:

"Y'know, I'm thinking about getting a dog instead...."

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. I loved Cats!

It was better than Cats! I saw it again and again. I was so sad when it left the Wingtergarden, but then . . . oh rapture! . . . it was replaced with an ABBA musical! I had to have Richard Simmons pinch me, I thought I was in heaven.

[RandomKoolzip]

49. Rabrrrrr's last words:

"If only there was some way we could COMBINE a watered-down, poorly thought-out narrative of Jesus Christ's life, and some cheesy, inauthentic Rock and Roll in a musical...Wait a minute!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

53. LOL!

Good one!

Hopefully Ron Howard will direct it and Justin Timberlake will play Jesus.

[RandomKoolzip]

59. That can be arranged....

Don't tempt them!

"Screw that Timberlake noodle, let's get the former lead singer of Extreme to play Jesus! Oh, wait, I guess you read my mind....."

[Rabrrrrrr]

60. I think "Poison" should be the pit band

Man, those guys really knew how to rock. Fuck Zeppelin.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. OK

Zen Lefty: Hockey players are just a bunch of overpaid numbskulls.

HeyHey: You guys should take life more seriously

Night Train: Can we cool it with the music threads?

Magic Rat: Your sex threads offend me.

Salin: Let's talk about sex.

RBNYC: Don't ask me anything. Mind your damn business.

Moderator: Why is there so much censorship on DU?

:evilgrin:

[eileen_d]

11. hahaha

I'm a newbie, relatively speaking, but here's something you'll never hear me say:

"Montanans are a bunch of redneck freepers. The world revolves around the east coast."

That would be the chip on MY shoulder!

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Trumad: "Football blows."

n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Mariane: "Laura Bush is looking lovely today!"

WillPitt: "My next book will explore why the Iraq invasion is the greatest thing since seedless watermelon."

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. And another from Will

"So I wrote this book........then burned it in shame when I realized how young and misguided by the democratic propaganda machine I was!"

[ComerPerro]

9. You will never, NEVER, hear ComerPerro say

"You know, in the two weeks that I was entirely off of DU cold turkey, I realized that I really don't need to come here and spend every free hour here. So I am leaving."

I just don't see it happening.


Or, "Well, its been a good run, but I am off to register as a Republican, become a FReeper, and start worshipping Bush and everything about him."

[wtmusic]

46. Lady Freedom: "Bye DU--wish me well in my new life as a cloistered nun."

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. ROTFL!

Classic! (meaning no offense to anyone)

[JohnKleeb]

10. do me ya guys

:) please

[RandomKoolzip]

13. JohnKleeb: "Beer is for losers."

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

16. more! me want more

:beer:
You gotta see my AIM icon lol.
:beer:
Thanks dude

[RandomKoolzip]

24. JohnKleeb: "I could take Kucinich in a knife fight, or even hand to hand

...if I ever met the little weasel!"

[JohnKleeb]

29. hehe

thats unlike me because Kucinich is the best lol and I hate fighting.

[eileen_d]

14. JohnKleeb: "I hate everyone, and you're next!"

Now I feel so dirty... you're such a sweet guy

[JohnKleeb]

17. Keep em comin :)

dont feel dirty lol.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Okay:

Johnkleeb: "I'm voting for Nader you *#&$#-ing ^!@$#^@ *@#&#$-ers."

[JohnKleeb]

19. I cant even vote anyways *giggle*

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Another

"No dating for me. When my mother thinks it's okay for me to move out of the house, she'll find the right woman for me, praise Allah."

[JohnKleeb]

26. You forget that I am a Catholic lol

yeah lol when hell freezes over I will say that. Still no date but its all good.

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. No I didn't

hence the "praise Allah" at the end. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

55. lol you thought I was an Irish Slavic Germanic muslim

:)
more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Wonk]

21. I decided to spend less time on DU so that my brother could have more time

using our computer to play his games on. - Kleeb

[JohnKleeb]

23. Actually of us two I am the gamer :)

[wtmusic]

25. JK: "I just don't care. That's your problem, bucko."

Your right eileen_d, I now feel dirty!!

[JohnKleeb]

30. why so dirty lol

You know I can be an asshole :), god guys lol.

[jpgray]

38. John Kleeb: WORSHIP ME FEMALES, I AM YOUR KING!

Although, maybe that would be in character after all. :D

[JohnKleeb]

40. No it would be out of character because I am modest with the ladies

very modest lol I must add
keep em coming
:)

[WillParkinson]

209. Wow...

I was just thinking about doing you....

That so did not sound the way I wanted...

ON EDIT: I forgot to put in what I meant to say...

"Why yeah, I *AM* Kucinich's baby boy...thanks for noticing!"

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Here's another...

thebigidea: "From now on, no more sarcasm. It's deadly earnestness from here on out. And Frank Conniff never belonged on MST3K anyways, the fat turd. 'Negativland?' More like 'SHITland,'if you ask me!"

[jpgray]

28. Skittles: Do you guys know a good book for crippling shyness? (nt)

[ComerPerro]

33. LMAO

Nice

[jpgray]

34. Or--Skittles: How do I make capital letters? This 'shift' doohickey? (nt)

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Skittles: I'm a delicate little thing that no one notices

[Skittles]

139. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE CAPITAL LETTERS

INDEED I DO !!! :7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

68. I'M NOT GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

175. Skittles: "i've decided to give up capital letters

and criticize george w. bush without those blamed fool cuss words."

[wtmusic]

31. blm: "I kneel before the altar of Howard Dean's greatness."

:silly:

[jpgray]

48. Good one!

If we do all the candidate rivalries, this will be a very long thead. :)

Indiana Green: You know, I find Kerry to be remarkably cogent and consistent on every issue. But especially on, oh, say, the Iraq War. And I only like pancakes. In fact, I'd be hard pressed to name another breakfast pastry.

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

32. Darth_Kitten: Check out my new pet warthog!!!!!!

eom

[opihimoimoi]

36. Just got thru doing Ann Baby, light me a cigarette while I drill for more

oil.

[RandomKoolzip]

52. Maybe this was your intention, but you just made some of us

physically ill with that image, dude....


How about this for some real nausea:

"Here it comes, Coulter: hips or lips?!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

181. Come, we deep fry some ahi, give land to Dole for job creation

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Underpants: "Stop making fun of the president's pictures.

He deserves our respect."

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. MrsGrumpy: "Go Bears!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

172. Ha! Ya beat me to myself!

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. CanuckAmok: "Canada gets way too much news coverage -

let's not forget our brothers and sisters to the south, the United States."

[CanuckAmok]

69. Sorry, did someone say something?

I wasn't paying attention--the Red Green Show is on.

[Wonk]

42. Ok, anyone want to put words in my mouth that I'd never say? nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Wonk: "Jesus, people, it's just a war. Chill out.

It's not 'Friends' salary negotiations."

[Wonk]

122. You're right, I would never say that, for multiple reasons. nt

[jpgray]

45. Wonk: Find your own damn Quicktimes people! KEE-RIST! (nt)

[Wonk]

123. "You could find that with a simple google. Let me do it for you." - Wonk

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

88. "There seems to be a shortage of manic posts in the lounge" Wonk

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

50. ProfessorGAC: Laphroaig? PLEASE. Walmart boxed Zinfandel for me. (nt)

[WillyBrandt]

51. Can someone do me?

I don't know what it'd be... besides my relentless propagandizing on behalf of Clark, I think I'm perfect. :)

[RandomKoolzip]

56. WillyBrandt: "'Connecticut' rhymes with 'Pathetic Shit.' Huh,..neat!"

Spoken as a former fellow 'netticut-ian (I'm from Branford originally...)

[WillyBrandt]

58. Fairfield uber alles

I'm a Greater new yorker first. Human being second

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. WillyBrandt:: "I'm ALL about medallions, baby. It's Sharpton for me.

Anyone who doesn't vote Sharpton is a *#*(^$ @%$*#^$."

(I have to admit I don't know you at all, so I'm taking a wild stab here)

[jpgray]

61. WillyBrandt: "The eighteenth? Best amendment EVER

You! Stop your merrymaking!"

[CanuckAmok]

112. Isn't that Magic Rat's line?

Oh wait, it's what we DON'T expect DUers to say...

[populistmom]

143. MagicRat: "No thank you, Miss, I'm not interested in sex."

[wtmusic]

62. ZombyWoof: "That was me at the Dean meetup drinking herbal tea!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

90. ZW "I find the musical genius of Prince quite refreshing"

[Rabrrrrrr]

119. ZW: "If not for American Idol, I wouldn't even be interested in musicology

to say nothing of my complete collection of CDs by Wing http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html"

[curse10]

141. ZW: "I love Bon Jovi! Ask me anything!"

:evilgrin:

[populistmom]

142. ZW: People, shut up about the Yaks already!

[SiouxJ]

202. ZW: "the 80's were my favorite decade for music"

:-) (or is that "was" :shrug: )

[jpgray]

63. MSchreader: "Screw the proles, let's get wasted!" (nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

66. MSchreader: "Tupac had no skills."

n/t

[Mr. Brown of MD]

64. Somebody hit me, if you would

I'm curious enough to see what someone would think is the 'opposite' of me.

-CollegeDude
Dropping in for a late night post

[JohnKleeb]

65. I only know this about you because youre a fellow O's fan

College Dude: Yankees rule :)

Hey dude anyhow, how you been and I think the O's are gonna be good this year. Now do me dude, please :).

[Rabrrrrrr]

Gettin' desperate for some action there, Kleeb?

Now do me dude, please.

:evilgrin:

O's suck, by the way. Go Yankees!

[JohnKleeb]

72. You wont be saying that when you miss out on the series again buddy

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

74. So, what, the Yankees missed out once in the last ten years?

How many times did the O's miss out? Ten? Yeah, that's right buddy. F-ing ten times. HA!

Go Yanks!!

[JohnKleeb]

76. We'll talk in the fall about dude

After Kucinich wins the presidential election and the Orioles go and sweep the world series :).

[Rabrrrrrr]

79. Dude, I'll PAY for the Orioles to win the series

if it means a dem sweep in the election.

Otherwise, though, get with the program. O's suck. They don't suck like Red Sox level of suck, of course, but come on. In baseball, there's the Yankees on one level, and then there's every other team on varieties of sub-levels, aspiring to be as good as the Yanks, and they ain't gonna make it. Yeah yeah, every now and again the Yanks lose a world series, big whoopty-doop, but there's no denying it, they play on a level above all other teams.

And I say that as a die-hard fan of all WI teams (except the Bucks, who just suck, but then I hate basketball so don't have a favorite team anyway, since I'd rather see all basketball teams strung up and executed and an end put to that miserable faux-sport).

But that's just me.

[JohnKleeb]

83. what program?

every now and then? You morans havent won one since 2000. Anything is possible :). You like the Brewers that mean, lol Ive never met a fan of them, then again Ive never been to Millwakee.

[Rabrrrrrr]

87. Dude, it's Milwaukee

:evilgrin:

No, as I said, I'm all for WI except for baseball - I truly like the Yankees. I abhor sports, for the most part, but I manage to get to a Yankees game almost every year. Weird, I know.

But at least I'm not some teenage punk trying to convince (most erroneously) 37,000 dems that the Orioles are the cat's meow! :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

89. Whatever dude, so I spelt it wrong :)

big deal :)
punk how dare you, I am a prep :). I am gonna make you eat your shoe if we go all the way :).

[Rabrrrrrr]

106. The only thing worse than a yuppie (that is, repuke) is a prep

meaning no offense.

IMO.

:nuke:

[JohnKleeb]

113. lol

Well would you want me to lie to you and tell you I am a punk. I admit it, I dress fairly preppy besides you punks are just as conformist as anyone else is :). :) silly bastard

[RandomKoolzip]

94. Guys, pssst, over here. um....NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!!

Quit hijacking this thread and make up some fake quotes, goddamnit.

[JohnKleeb]

97. lol

heres one
Rabrrrr: "Orioles are the best baseball team ever and the Yankees suck ass"

[Rabrrrrrr]

104. Not to make another spelling correction, but it's "Rabrrrrrr" with 6 r's

you damned punk :evilgrin:

(and by the way, we are NOT going to go all the way. A) I'm not interested, and B) Michael Jackson is in total hot patooties just for ALLEGEDLY touching, let alone going all the way, with a young boy.)

Meaning no offense.

[JohnKleeb]

108. ah whatever dude

So what :)
Thats prep again, dont call me punk. :)
Well lol, I guess some people will never learn. I look forward to Joe Torre's first last place finish :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

100. RKZ: "*&@%#$&$, I hate it when people are so linear they stay on topic.

*#^@#%-ing sequential pigs."

[RandomKoolzip]

110. It's your thread, you microtonal maroon!

Rabrrr:

"I'd rather we not digress into a laboured, uninteresting discussion of baseball in this thread, Mr. Kleeb."

or...


"Baseball? But, I just got my new autographed collection of the complete works of George Antheil on Mint condition vinyl off of Ebay! I don't WANT to watch baseball!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

121. George Antheil is the musicological equivalent of failing to empty your

colostomy bag.

[RandomKoolzip]

128. So...are you sincere or is that something you'd never say or...

Sorry for yelling!

[jpgray]

71. JK: "Your childish 'jokes' bore me. Who cares about this stuff?

'things we'll never hear DUers say', blah blah blah. :boring:"

:)

[JohnKleeb]

75. heh

lol this stuff is interesting because I wanna know what people think
I have one for my friend lol
Leftistrebel1569: "Tool is the worst band ever, that awful drummer sucks"

[camero]

153. They still need pitching

From a lifelong O's fan. Born and raised in MD.

[wtmusic]

117. Cheswick: Lookin' out for No. 1, baby...you can go f*ck yourself

[binaryline]

67. RandomKoolZip: "Those GBV fellows...

are just a bunch of lazy, pseudo-indie rock hacks!". Did I beat ya to it, RKZ? ;-)

[RandomKoolzip]

70. binaryline: "'Sleater Kinney?' Sounds like a law firm."

Hi!


Or...

"Jeez, I wish Corin and Carrie would tune their guitars more often, or get a bass player maybe...."

or....

"Guided by Voices is for fat balding male record collectors only!"


On Edit: yes, you did, and I'm pissed...Damn slow ass-draggin laptop...

or....

"Kathleen Hanna really ought to be a little more outspoken about women's issues. She's such a wallflower!"

[binaryline]

93. *snicker*

God, you rule ;-). Another thing that I'd never say: "Corin and Carrie, could you stop coming into my bedroom to make out? Jesus, you guys... get a room, would ya?". Just sayin'...

[RandomKoolzip]

118. binaryline: "No more cute indie-rock chicks for me, please...

I'm saving myself for a frat boy with a huge chin."

[binaryline]

125. RKZ: "Does anyone have the latest

'Now That's What I Call Music' disc? I hear it's freakin' *awesome*!"

[indigo32]

201. Hi from a fellow Sleater Kinney lover

LOL

[Rabrrrrrr]

73. 1a2b3c: "Until my guns are taken away, no one is safe"

[Rabrrrrrr]

77. ProfessorGAC: "Does everything have to have those damn guitars?

Whatever happened to just enjoying the relaxing timbre of a well-played polka accordian? F-ing kids."

[jpgray]

78. NightTrain: "There's this nickname for Detroit... mo... mo something?"(nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

81. NightTrain: "I hate lists."

or...


"The 60's were so overrated. Give me Debarge or Color Me Badd any damn day!"

[populistmom]

146. NightTrain: "Manchester, CT is the epicenter of culture!"

[NightTrain]

151. You talkin' about the City of Village People?

And I'm amazed that no one came up with this one for me:

NightTrain: "I detest profanity!"

[populistmom]

152. The city of village idiots in which I refer to as "Mallville"

:crazy:
What's worse? Growing up in Manchester or being stuck living your entire adult life in this town?

[Sapphocrat]

80. Got a few...

foreigncorrespondent: "Marriage? An obsolete institution, if you ask me."

IndianaGreen: "Screw principles -- it's all about winning!"

TruthIsAll: "Statistics? We don't need no stinking statistics!"

newyawker99: "18,000 posts, huh? Who cares?"

symbolman: "When I want to know what's really going on, I turn to a source I can trust: Fox."

WillPitt: "This whole Valerie Plame thing is, like, so overblown."

BevHarris: "Every vote counts."

Jiacinto: "Is it my imagination, or is the Democratic Party being pulled further to the right?

[jpgray]

82. newyawker99: "So you're new. Who cares?" (nt)

[wtmusic]

85. excellent!!

:-)

[RandomKoolzip]

86. newyawker99: "I got your 100th post right here, fucko."

n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

96. NY99: You can't be serious about that post! Look at your low post count!

[wtmusic]

84. Dr. Funkenstein: "That Kerry press release isn't important enough to post"

[Rabrrrrrr]

92. Darth_Kitten: "You know, there's really nothing that ever annoys me,

I really think people's behavior is A-one hunky-dory. Golly!"

[davidinalameda]

91. dwickham--there are articles in Playboy?

:-)

[jpgray]

95. Skinner: "I give up. Let the Forum of Base Debauchery be added!" (nt)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

98. Skinner: How we intend to break the culture of civility in GD Campaigns

[wtmusic]

101. bling bling

jpgray rings the bell again!

[binaryline]

99. Slinkerwink: General Clark....

is a fine candidate, and I'd vote for him in an instant!

I kid, Slinker... don't kill me ;-).

[RandomKoolzip]

115. Slinkerwink: "Dean's neck will cost us the election."

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

116. slinkerwink

"Dean is a vile bastard with no neck, no heart, and he should be kicked out of the party and exiled to Siberia"
Not only is that not her because she is a big Dean supporter but that sounds like something word wise I would say not about Dean lol though, I dont hate him.

[jpgray]

129. silverwink: "As proof of Dean's cruelty, here he is STRANGLING A GUITAR!"

At least I think that's her sig photo. If not I look pretty silly now. :)

[slinkerwink]

186. lol, that is my sig photo

and now just imagine bush's neck as the neck of the guitar.....

[slinkerwink]

187. I won't kill you, I'd pleasurably torture you.....*winks*

so you'd better get your sweet ass over here before you drive me crazy with all the whispered innuendos ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

102. Elad: Should we re do all the features?

[JohnKleeb]

103. ME

We must be centrist to win :).

[jpgray]

107. ME

"Good one, John Kleeb!"

Just kidding. ;-)

[JohnKleeb]

109. thats something I will never say ever

[jpgray]

114. JK: "No really, my sig picture is just a rare Lieberman photo."

:D

edit: One for me: "That Kucinich! Always taking up all the spotlight! I wish he were as left as Joe." :)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

105. Lazarus: I've turned over a new leaf and declare myself a vessel for

astrology. Who wants their chart done?

[jpgray]

111. Good one! greyl: "William Jennings Bryan is a God, man." (nt)

[ParanoidPat]

120. That plane crash WAS just an accident.....

.....the investigation proved it!

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. :evilgrin:

{I'd say who but I don't need another warning tonight. ;)

How about "Bush* was RIGHT"!

[wtmusic]

124. pstokely: Don't patronize these 'Democracy Now' advertisers...

[wtmusic]

126. TruthIsAll: Conspiracy Schmonspiracy! IT WAS OSWALD!!

[RandomKoolzip]

130. William Seger: "The shot came from the grassy knoll! Look at how

JFK's head snaps backwards in frames 155-162! THIS WAS NO LONE GUNMAN."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

134. Stickdog: Planes crash all the time!

[jpgray]

127. seventhson: "Seriously guys, just take their word for it." (nt)

[corporatewhore]

131. Me: I love tom delay ...thank god he redistricted texas

and could never hate him

[wtmusic]

132. NNNOLHI: Everyone meet me in the grotto, let's PARTAAAAYYYYY!!! -Don

[jpgray]

133. NNNOLHI: "What is this... lay-test bray-king noos?" (nt)

[salinen]

135. Kanary says

"You guys can fight all you want, doesn't bother me. Go ahead, kill eachother."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

136. Cats. It's what for dinner.

[Paragon]

137. Someone send this to Donny Osmond to use on "Pyramid"

:silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

138. we have a group who will never say "Yaks aren't to be used for humor -

we must respect these precious animals."

[populistmom]

140. Can I shameless ask to be done? Oh please, please....

do me. I'm very curious. :D

[Booberdawg]

158. populistmom - I wish my kids were more interested in reading

novels filled with sex and lust.

[populistmom]

171. That'll come soon enough with my boys

My 5 year old is in love with Britney Spears and I just found out today and my 8 year old boy has been googling "girls gone wild". Lord, help me!

[cally]

159. OK

PopulistMom....I don't care about my kids. Family is unimportant.

[populistmom]

144. VelmaD: "Will Pitt totally turns me off! Eeewwww!"

[VelmaD]

165. *snort...hee*

ouch

:-)

I know, I know, that I'm "warm for his form" (to borrow an expression from my mother) is the worst kept secret on DU. :-)

[populistmom]

169. There's nothing wrong with it at all

:)
As "naughty" things go, there's many worse situations where one can have a "thing" for someone else (not that I would know O8) ). Besides, he is a doll baby, right?

[VelmaD]

173. He is never, ever gonna...

forgive me for that "doll-baby" thing. :-)

[populistmom]

145. Booberdawg: "I wish there were more Republicans where I live!"

[Booberdawg]

156. Hahahaha! Fat chance!

I just had a reunion with some old coworkers and wore my DU sweatshirt I bought myself for Christmas. I was definately noticed.

Even had one lady come home with me to visit about politics because she is sick of bush* and wants to change her party affiliation from Republican to Democrat!

[Nikia]

147. I might say anything in the future

I tend to think of myself as a dynamic character who still has a lot to learn about life. I like to think that I am progressing towards being a better person, but I know that isn't always true. I'd like to think that I am rational, but am stuck with "stupid feelings" that can make me rather irrational. Then I know that although feelings can be destructive and stupid, they are also what I like about living.
I hate it though when my husband debates against me using my previous arguements from when I thought about things differently.

[populistmom]

148. Forrest Gump: "I find the female breast to be highly overrated!"

[wtmusic]

149. BiggJawn: "My 700-mile bike ride today is really not worth a post."

[wtmusic]

150. Rabrrrrrr: "Just use garlic powder. MUCH more convenient!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

161. And "Why grate cheese when you can buy it already dried in a package?"

"I'd make stir fry, but I'm afraid oil might spill on one of my Kinkades."

[curse10]

154. kick, cause this is damn funny

:-)

[Zomby Woof]

155. a few from Skinner

"Admin is opening a 'Personal Attacks Only' Forum next week! You all are fucking idiots if you don't participate!"

"I am instructing elad to create DU3! We're copying the beautiful format of Free Republic!"

"Donate an extra $100 to DU and I will send you nude pics of EarlG!"

"I think DU should have a Yak Forum".

[SOteric]

160. I'd cough up a hundred bucks for that.

:evilgrin:

Even if I had to rummage through the sofa cushions to do it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

162. Skinner: "Sex threads only please"

and "Any post that defame a candidate will be deleted. Dean sucks, you ^!%@*#$!@."

[AlienGirl]

157. Ooooh, what's mine?

I can only think of one for myself: "It's bound to get better now!"

Tucker

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

164. This is just too weird for me

[GOPisEvil]

163. *SNARF*

You're right! :D

[SOteric]

166. Will Pitt: People around here don't notice me much.

NSMA: I think the people of California made an informed, responsible choice about Gray Davis and the recall. Yo! Salin! Get off the hood of my car!

DS1: Everyone here is such a sweetie-pie! I love you all, and I just love hearing about all your personal traumas over and over again! Here's a flower! Group hug everyone!

VelmaD: Eeeeyyyyewww! Girls don't like porn OR sports!

ulysses: Public funding of education is a waste of valuable taxpayer resources. Let's look at vouchers.

[VelmaD]

168. I was thinking...

Will Pitt: GO YANKEES!

Magic Rat: Sex? I'm not in the mood. Let's just cuddle.

GOPisEvil: I'm throwing away "the HAT" and letting my hair grow out to my waist.
(Ok, I know it isn't the funniest thing I could say about GOPisEvil but I've made a New Year's resolution to not tease him so much about his love life or lack thereof.)

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

197. Piling on Will

Screw the Patriots! Go Jets!!

[DS1]

167. What SOteric said

Apparently she knows me better than I do.

[Deja Q]

170. Me: "I'm getting married!"

:D

[Lars39]

176. "And who watches old sitcoms anyway?"

:)

on edit: I do, too,Hypnotoad.

[rbnyc]

174. Valerie5555:

"Let me be concise."

[soleft]

193. Oh Mah Ga!

LOL!

[ScreamingMeemie]

177. UGRR----Mondays suck!

;)

That would be awful wouldn't it?

[rbnyc]

179. UGRR: Look at the latest from my favorite comic strip,

Cathy."

;-)

[SmileyBoy]

178. You will never hear northwest say...

ummmm.......

What???.....

[ScreamingMeemie]

180. populistmom: gosh I hate being a mom.

;)

[populistmom]

182. Some days, I'll admit

I have said just that! Generally, no, but I'm no Mrs. Ozzie Nelson (a bit more like Mrs. Ozzie Osbourne sans the excessive cursing). A very responsible mom and even strict at times mom, but pretty goofy and relaxed too about things as well.

[ScreamingMeemie]

188. From what I read....

I think you're tops. :)

[populistmom]

207. Thanks, I try

(Often feeling like I'm beating myself against a wall given other difficulties in my life, but they are great kids and I'm lucky.)

Besides, it takes one to know one!

:yourock:

[wtmusic]

183. Pitt: 'Dang, how does wtmusic get so many replies on his threads?'

[Lydia Leftcoast]

184. The Magistrate: "Like, yo, dude, what's up?"

n/t

[Lydia Leftcoast]

185. Armstead: "I was just hired by WalMart's PR department."

[Armstead]

208. But I was

[Rhiannon12866]

215. LOL! Great response!

:D

[kayleybeth]

189. "I'm a Dean supporter, but boy was he wrong about so and so"

-eom-

[mouse7]

190. Matcom: "I really should take 'Beano' regularly" n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

191. JCCyC: "I wish we had this electoral college thing here in Brazil...

...we could have avoided that bum Lula."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

192. undergroundrailroad:

"Bandwidth is sacred. I'll post just text from now on."

[soleft]

194. Crewleader: "When will Al Gore just go the hell away?"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

195. trof: "Small children. Yecch. Irksome little creatures." (nt)

[ScreamingMeemie]

196. ZombyWoof: Too much caffeine has a negative affect on your

health. I'd take it easy on the coffee if I were your. :P

Or

The Packers have the best chance of going all the way this year. Remember you heard it here first. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

199. or!

"MrsGrumpy is still 70 years away from being a grandmother!" :D

[trigz]

198. "Man, aren't those Manchester United just fantastic" - myself

Other stuff you'll never hear me say would include

"I'll vote for whoever gives me a tax break"

"Why don't we pack up and move to Ohio, honey?"

"Cucumber is an underestimated delicatesse"

"Where's me thong?" :evilfrown:

[WoodrowFan]

200. more

MrBenchley: Az Joe and I want to annouce our engagement.

Arwalden: I am buying a pickup truck and moving to Utah. DC is too damn exciting.

VelmaD: Celebacy is SO freeing!

Liberalhistorian: so then I told my damn leftist relatives that we were listening to O'Reilly on Fox during Thanksgiving dinner and I don't care WHAT they say!

Robb: I am SO sick of stupid non-serious polls!!

Skinner/Elad: Thank God for the I/P and Primary forums, they need so little supervision.

[Aristus]

203. C'mon, c'mon, someone do one for me!

Please?

[Bertha Venation]

204. cool thread!

Hmmm.... what would you never catch Bertha saying....

W: 4 more years!

:puke:

Oh, well. My imagination is limited. :shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

205. northwest: "NHL hockey doesn't belong in Winnipeg!!!"

;-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

206. Me: "Could you please turn up your salsa/top 40/hiphop? I'm loving it."

AND

"'Boom bap, boomboom BAP' is my all-time FAVORITE song! Please move your car closer to my apartment so I can feel it better."

[absyntheNsugar]

210. VelmaD

"Screw the Cowboys! And and that John Tesch is sexy in a platonic kinda way..."

[VelmaD]

214. eeeeeeeeew....

John Tesch...just eeeeeeeeew.

I know what we'd never hear from you:
"nekkid pics? nah, don't want no porn" or "no thank you, I've sworn myself to sobriety" :P

[WillParkinson]

211. I don't believe this! 211 posts and NO ONE picked on me. I may whine.

Again.

[Rabrrrrrr]

213. WillBowden: "If there's one thing I hate, it's being noticed -

it makes me blush already."

[greatauntoftriplets]

212. God_bush_n_cheney:

"Who gives a shit about Diebold voting machines? Re-elect Sam Reed SOS of Washington State!"