Dirty Hippie
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Sun Jan-04-04 12:53 PM
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Why My Dog Would Make a Better Prez Than Bush |
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Big loveable black lab Cody.
Always leaves food in the bowl for my other two little mutts.
Never shows agression.
Knows how to play fair when playing fetch the ball (lets the little ones get the ball sometimes).
How about your dog?
Cody 2004!
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CanuckAmok
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:02 PM
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wildly unperdictable
Jump up on tables and eat the food
eat their own vomit
sleep all day
moody
eat tinsel off the tree
sleep in the bathtub
chase dragonflies
leave fur EVERYWHERE
And either would still be a better President than Bush
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:07 PM
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2. LIcks his ass and keeps it clean |
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Sure, sure, bushsucks* licks his ass, he just doesn't keep it clean.
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:11 PM
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*Bispecies cooperation to bump food from the table at my grandmother's house.
*Respects foreign sovereignity, will not poop in another dog's yard.
*Speaks for cherished beliefs - dog treats, exercise, cuddling.
*Can fight menaces with the power of cuteness.
*Protects homeland security by herding foreign felines out of the yard.
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:32 PM
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Beautiful to look at.
Never bite people, even under stress.
Eat vermin, don't appoint them Attorney General.
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:43 PM
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6. Snakes are great. I had two boas. |
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They don't bark or bite, don't mess on the carpet and only have to be fed once every few weeks.
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:35 PM
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5. My big loveable Rottie would be an excellent Prez |
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Would rather make love than war.
Sits and stays as long as she knows she is going to get a treat.
Comes when I call her.
Aggressive only when it comes to cats.
Does not make a mess in the house.
Poops and pees outside upon command.
Loves all other dogs and people.
Lets me put my hand in her food bowl or take a bone away (Bush would probably bite my arm off).
Sort of like Bush when it comes to playing fetch. When I grab the toy, she almost pulls my arm out of its socket, cause she won't let go.
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Nashyra
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Sun Jan-04-04 01:46 PM
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7. Since this is a thread about pets here goes |
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I have found * WMD, it is my puppie. She is a 10 week 23lb Rottie. We have two others that weigh 145 and 175 respectfully. (These are house pets) They are totally non aggressive. But "Bella Noel" has been nicknamed WMD
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